2022-09-07 at 10:11 PM UTC
Billionaire, rightful present President of the United States, genetically perfect, pure Bavarian phenotype, no health problems.
Go ahead, impress me.
Make me lol, as opposed to cringe.
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2022-09-07 at 10:16 PM UTC
You're not better than anyone here.
2022-09-07 at 10:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Michael Myers
You're not better than anyone here.
Say that to my face on the golf course and not on the internet.
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2022-09-07 at 10:22 PM UTC
hispanic effort troll is hispanic
2022-09-07 at 10:31 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
seems like a nutter thread
2022-09-07 at 10:37 PM UTC
And that's why I would NOT make a good president
2022-09-07 at 10:58 PM UTC
bigger dick than all of u
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Steven
bigger dick than all of u
I've seen your Lil weiner. You tried to make it a meme around into sanc/Redfern times. I was also spamming my dick at the time and I remember PMing it to many people, especially those associated with totse2.
So unless you've had dick embiggenment surgery since then mine is bigger and I can prove it
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2022-09-08 at 2:10 AM UTC
And I bet my dick size is somewhere in between the two of your sizes and I also have backup proof
2022-09-08 at 2:29 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
I've seen your Lil weiner. You tried to make it a meme around into sanc/Redfern times. I was also spamming my dick at the time and I remember PMing it to many people, especially those associated with totse2.
So unless you've had dick embiggenment surgery since then mine is bigger and I can prove it
yea dude I posted my flaccid wiener a few times
its weird that you remember it this well
might I remind you that MINE made the front page and YOURS did not.
~mic drop~
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2022-09-08 at 3:03 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Mine was offensively huge/bent and would result in a banning for posting it. Like for some reason you were allowed to post your Lil flaccid bean but I'd post with an alt for a while, then when engaged with a totse2er, would present my penis to them and would be immediately banned. It was pretty funny, idoosyncracy or whoever really took the tables, at least arnox wasn't super gay (actually, he definitely is super gay) and posted the tables recently.
Fuck those totse2ers tho, so fucking gay holy fuck
2022-09-08 at 3:21 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
more or less bent than narc
2022-09-08 at 3:29 AM UTC
Yeah yuck I remember some of you having really weird red dicks all curved and weird
2022-09-08 at 3:31 AM UTC
Truth be told and honestly, seriously, jokes aside, I have probably the nicest dick out of everyone here. I'm not saying for sure as I have no idea but I know mine is pretty much perfect