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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    me either
  2. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ me either

    how do you play chess
  3. Originally posted by mmQ I am actually ashamed that I still haven't just taken the time to pedobait just a few rich chomos for a couple hundred thousand dollars. Too busy not caring I guess. If I cared I suppose I would've done it.


    I suppose that could be said for anything that we do or don't do. If I cared enough I would do it. If I didn't do it, well, I don't care.

    Tons of cougars out there with money to burn, and you've been asleep at the wheel.
  4. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Anyone wanna play chess?

    I’d rather be playing chest
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    playing checkers, not chess.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Tons of cougars out there with money to burn, and you've been asleep at the wheel.

    Will you be my cougar?
  7. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung playing checkers, not chess.

    im tryinto play twister
  8. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ Anyone wanna play chess?

    I will, message me if you want.
  9. Originally posted by mmQ Will you be my cougar?

    Sorry. Don't have the whiskers for it.
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I just beat my friend 3x at drunken chess irl and he literally tried to move an H file pawn up to take my knight all sly because he was losing so bad. He's not great at chess but getting better and I can't wait until he is. Mmq would beat him in 2 moves
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    i am playing kafka on lichess but she just stopped in the middle of the game all of a sudden and its confusing me . i cant tell if she quit or is thinking. chess.com shows you the time and lets you do things. im not used to lichess but whatever
  12. I played Lanny and he traded queens within ten moves. Proves how reckless he is.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I played Lanny and he traded queens within ten moves. Proves how reckless he is.

    That's not reckless lol. You mean you accepted his queen trade. He didn't force you, DID HE?
  14. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    About to have sex
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I played Lanny and he traded queens within ten moves. Proves how reckless he is.

    He beat you didn't he?
  16. Originally posted by mmQ That's not reckless lol. You mean you accepted his queen trade. He didn't force you, DID HE?

    I admit, he did force me.
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you drank the piss?
  18. Originally posted by aldra you drank the piss?

    That's where I draw the line.
  19. Originally posted by Sudo He beat you didn't he?

    He did. It was a good game, though.
  20. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Some black kid went on a shooting rampage and broadcasted on Facebook. I think mostly white people were his targets.
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