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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Also what I'm doing at the moment is called ketamine
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. troon African Astronaut
    Checking my arse for coins, pencils, and uneaten boiled sweets. You never know.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    I don't know what I've just witnessed...but I'm gonna watch it a few more times for a better understanding....
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Reading Genesis in Spanish over some old ladies shoulder on the transit
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by troon Checking my arse for coins, pencils, and uneaten boiled sweets. You never know.

    Could be me in there but you're all nooooooo
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Could be me in there but you're all nooooooo

    It could be you in there but he doesn't know it? Ur packing more than a pea shooter, Bradley. Give urself sum credit. ๐Ÿ‘โš˜
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Kinda just realized I'm in a really really bad part of Miami on the wrong bus
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    There's burglar bars on the police station haha
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    I can see why this lady taking the bible sheeeeesh
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Fuck it I got 22$ and a knife let's walk around bumping Kodak black in the deepest part of lil haiti
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    There is 1 white person for miles and it's me lol
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Ttyl
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by WellHung It could be you in there but he doesn't know it? Ur packing more than a pea shooter, Bradley. Give urself sum credit. ๐Ÿ‘โš˜

    I meant like me as in cum
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Are there wild chickens in Miami that just casually roam the streets? I mean real animal chickens not female human chickens
  15. Originally posted by mmQ Are there wild chickens in Miami that just casually roam the streets? I mean real animal chickens not female human chickens

    There sure is. Free range means free range.
  16. Word has it, they do voluntarily stay away from KFCs and pillow factories, though.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € There sure is. Free range means free range.

    When you say you remember the penis inspections in gym class back in the day, is it you remembering being inspected or you remember being the inspector?
  18. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Murk Lore ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L, go act like you're such a master educator to a group of immigrants and log the fuck off this site.

  19. Originally posted by mmQ When you say you remember the penis inspections in gym class back in the day, is it you remembering being inspected or you remember being the inspector?

    I was inspected. Several times a week.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € I was inspected. Several times a week.

    Can you regale a specific inspection that stands out to you among the rest?
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