2022-09-06 at 1:10 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
trying to stay awake till 11:30 so I sleep till 5 am, last night I woke up at 2:30 and didnt fall back to sleep till 6 am
2022-09-06 at 5:05 AM UTC
Giggling @ something I just said .. about roll this spliff and take a candlelit bubble bath 💗
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2022-09-06 at 5:30 AM UTC
Why TF I read that chit again😭😆❤️
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2022-09-06 at 5:47 AM UTC
the tomato company started literally just putting one big fat tomato in the can so they only have to give you one cause thats all that fits
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2022-09-06 at 5:51 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm salsa dancing and hugging random pedestrians on the boardwalk. I just threw someone on the ground, opened his mouth up and shoved coins down his throat while screaming I was making wishes. Several people joined me and others looked on in horror as we choked him to death on a public boardwalk on quarters and nickels. His last words were a gurgle through vomit
2022-09-06 at 6:22 AM UTC
Vibing to this generations 2 pac... ❤️
2022-09-06 at 6:34 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
where the fuck is my map torch
2022-09-06 at 6:54 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
interchangeable
I'm looking for a blowtorch that eats MAP gas though