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African Astronaut
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Tiny Dancer by Elton John is a great song
Promise you'll watch it sometime. I think its free on Youtube. might seem a bit slow and dated but has some OK scenes. it's classic cult 70s RomComDramady
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Originally posted by aldra
at a wedding, a seriously retarded guy (he was in a suit so I assume he was invited but I don't know him) ran in ahead of the bridal party flapping his arms and yelling OOOOWOOOOO OOOOWOOOO OOOOWOOO
that was fucked, it turned out to be a hardcore Hillsong-type evangelical ceremony
1. you get in trouble for laughing at the terribly-shot unironic 'wheat fields'-type video presentation 2. you get in trouble for saying 'that sounds kind of gay' a little too loudly when the MC talks for five minutes about how 'loving your wife is really loving jesus', and follows up with a song with the line 'face down I pray for your mercy' repeated a bunch of times
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
got the glue off the walls and skim coated the walls, now its drying, tomorrow when I get back from my new hampshire job I'll sand and see if its ready for paint, then monday I start another small inside job and tuesday I start an outside job and if all goes well I'll be done with all 4 jobs by the end of next weekend
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
now I'm scouring the interwebs for stumpy tailed cattle dogs,, tuesday we are putting dude to sleep he can hardly breath and he doesnt eat nor does he want to go pee or poo,, he will eat bacon tho,, lil fucker guilted me out of half my breakfast this am
Originally posted by POLECAT
now I'm scouring the interwebs for stumpy tailed cattle dogs,, tuesday we are murdering him he can hardly breath and he doesnt eat nor does he want to go pee or poo,, he will eat bacon tho,, lil fucker guilted me out of half my breakfast this am
Originally posted by POLECAT
now I'm scouring the interwebs for stumpy tailed cattle dogs,, tuesday we are putting dude to sleep he can hardly breath and he doesnt eat nor does he want to go pee or poo,, he will eat bacon tho,, lil fucker guilted me out of half my breakfast this am
Originally posted by Balloon Man
Hanging out, smoking weed, relaxing.
These are all the same thing.
I'm driving with kids and gonna bring them in my house, put them to bed and start drinking and try to convince this girl to come over. My life is stupid shut up
Originally posted by Balloon Man
Well I guess when I say hanging out I mean with another person, and then smoking weed is kind of the active pastime while relaxing is the vibe.
You could have just typed "chillin" like a normal person which would have provided all the necessary information
This girl who I love never met but talked to on messenger briefly and had an awareness of vis mutual friends and being in a relationship with someone I know has been missing for almost a week now so my feed is flooded with missing persons reports. She had an onlyfans and may have been turning tricks but also has a daughter (and a drinking problem). She made a 911 call at 5am the night she went missing and hasn't had any cell phone or bank activity since. I think she's dead. I didn't know her so I don't feel bad but life is just weird. There have been alot of murders around here lately and this is unrelated to them but it's just weird how things happen in waves. I'm glad I'm not a reckless neckless yoot anymore but I'd love to get away with something cool π
Taking it easy today, not doing much of anything, pretty much just laying around, just chilling, gonna just kinda relax and just be lazy and do as little as possible for the day, just being casual and carefree and not exerting myself too much today, keeping things simple and stress free
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Originally posted by mmQ
Taking it easy today, not doing much of anything, pretty much just laying around, just chilling, gonna just kinda relax and just be lazy and do as little as possible for the day, just being casual and carefree and not exerting myself too much today, keeping things simple and stress free
Sounds great, have a great weekend!
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This is code for him to travel to Gakona, Alaska where they get training.
He fucked up by talking about seeing the northern lights when visiting Alaska which can only be done in the most northern part of Alaska during the time he traveled. only during a mega solar flare does anything south from Anchorage to the upper states of the lower 48 can you ever see them
He has to be careful not to say things that by proxy of elimination and extrapolation to give himself off. he is clearly a rough cut. potential but not polished as of yet. he's still a liability.
Lol I didn't say I saw the northern lights in Alaska, because I didn't see them. I would like to have had seen them obviously, but it didn't happen. I tried once this summer when they were reported to be seen in my area but I didn't see much.
