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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra at a wedding, a seriously retarded guy (he was in a suit so I assume he was invited but I don't know him) ran in ahead of the bridal party flapping his arms and yelling OOOOWOOOOO OOOOWOOOO OOOOWOOO

    Footage plox
  2. Originally posted by aldra at a wedding, a seriously retarded guy (he was in a suit so I assume he was invited but I don't know him) ran in ahead of the bridal party flapping his arms and yelling OOOOWOOOOO OOOOWOOOO OOOOWOOO

    He was just getting warmed up.
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  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    going to sleep
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    11:11 make a wish guys
  5. I wish for as many more wishes as I want.
  6. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by POLECAT 11:11 make a wish guys

    I make wishes at midnight as well as 11:11. I wish for more Scooby Doo shows and Alex Lawther.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Guess I’m staying up so I’ll get orange juice, wash clothes, clean clothes with a lint brush and wait for the shop to open in two hours.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    bout to smoke a cigarette, and read some faggoty letter by aristotle about how philosophy is some bullshit, but i'll memorize it, read it again in the morning, then go discuss all of it at my saturday class, then folks I think I'm gonna sleep for a few hours extra before i make espresso tomorrow aftnoon and relax with some books.

    My tranny friend ignored me yesterday and has been texting me throughout the day wanting to come play dungeons and dragons and make an online account or some shit, but like... I'm not sure I want to do all that. Plus I think if someone's interested in you and you ignore them for whatever reason, and they ignore you for a day or two, that's life, now if it was maria I would text her back immediately cuz she always texts me back immediately, no kids, non white, female,

    but some dude pretending to be a girl and wanting to play fantasy games online with me is kinda, like I like to watch youtube shows about forensics or play Nintendo DS emulators for a half hour or maybe an hour ina sitting and then go find another activity, feels too much like i'm falling in an IRL runescape pit and that was a really really ugly period of my life i don't want to revisit
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT going to sleep

    Goodnight Poley ❤️
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    but i notice whenever I jack off I have like a six hour window where i don't think about sex or want the company of people i want to have sex with, I really only want to express ideas, learn, walk, & think about complex ideas. Not sure if everyone is like this, after about 5-6 hours I become desirous again and begin wanting to pursue romantic interests, fuck, socialize, eat, drink highly caffinated drinks.

    Is that weird? other men must feel similar. kinda wish i had a family and a wife with a couple kids and would be learning spanish as my child learns to speak spanish/english. A nice small home or even an apartment. Someone to confide things with and to forge a life with, kinda pathetic i'm almost 29 and feel like the last 10 years of my life have been wasted getting drunk, high and doing time.

    But I'm not dead yet and I guess that's what matters i guess
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp!!!

    Looks like it’s about that time .. girls are walking in.. gonna give report and head on home ..💗
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Footage plox

    didn't have time to get my phone out, will see if anyone else did
  13. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    I'm eating a angus burger on wheat toast. I rarely eat red meat because even stewed its kind of hard or stringy to the partial I wear.

    this is so tender and yummy and grass fed no hormone "organic" beef. fucking hell meat is expensive.
    she added just a tad bit of bread crumb and an eggs but where going to make spaghetti with the rest of it. its so moist. I needed red meat because all I eat for the past 4 months is organic free range chicken and or fish. I hate Salmon. not if its cooked special but just plane salmon makes me want to throw up. it has a lot of iodine in it I think. but I love white fish. cod, talapia etc.

    found some red talapia (or pink?) looks like salmon. Im hoping it has more Iron in it. I think Im Iron deficient. fucking chicken lacks Iron. except the thighs which I used to hate. I have learned to love it. But the good thing about thigh meat is stewed. OMG its got so much flavor. fucking breast meat in a stew is faggy. no iron in breast meat. you need the darker bloody meat to get good protein and shit.
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    *Holds Snowball up to the sky*

    Eemanama emanomana eamanama!


    The circle of life!!
    And it moves us all !!
  15. CandyRein Black Hole


    All 90s kids .. please stand up.. for your national anthem ❤️
  16. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    All 90s kids .. please stand up.. for your national anthem ❤️

    ^ That shit had secret brainwashing messages to the MOON PERSONs which caused them to think they can fly while falling to their deaths
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    I saw it at Hyde park theater in Chicago when I was a kid...I remember everyone crying when Mufasa died

    Some of Elton Johns best work was on that soundtrack so everything you said doesn’t even matter .. even if it’s true

    That soundtrack tho .......
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  18. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by CandyRein I saw it at Hyde park theater in Chicago when I was a kid…I remember everyone crying when Mufasa died

    Some of Elton Johns best work was on that soundtrack so everything you said doesn’t even matter .. even if it’s true

    That soundtrack tho …….

    Benny and the Jet is my Favorite Elton John song. but I was kinda kidding. it's a conspiracy theory that Disney placed sexual shit in the film. like the cloud that spelled "Sex"?
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Huh?
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra didn't have time to get my phone out, will see if anyone else did

    Heard thank you
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