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1. 2022-09-01 at 5:24 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's actually better than a slim jim…slim jims are greasy as fuck, their only saving grace is they can help you get into a car.

   
   Are you sure it isn't a vegan meatless meatstick?
2. 2022-09-01 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Are you sure it isn't a vegan meatless meatstick?

   
   100% reclaimed meat product
3. 2022-09-01 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 100% reclaimed meat product

   
   I'm just sayin..we know how excited you can get over meat products. Did you double check the package on this one?? Maybe this bag you checked twice and trusted but is actually the one that has a little fine print VEGAN in the bottom left corner of the back of the bag.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Steven
4. 2022-09-01 at 5:36 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I'm just sayin..we know how excited you can get over meat products. Did you double check the package on this one?? Maybe this bag you checked twice and trusted but is actually the one that has a little fine print VEGAN in the bottom left corner of the back of the bag.

   
   No, and I've since disposed of the bag. I'll check next time. I made the 100% thing up
5. 2022-09-01 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   herd
6. 2022-09-01 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 100% reclaimed meat product

   
   reclaimed from whom? 🤔
7. 2022-09-01 at 5:57 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Haxxor reclaimed from whom? 🤔

   
   That's when the take the scrap animal bones and then run it through another machine which basically strips any remaining "meat" off the bone and mash it all up into "Reclaimed meat product"
8. 2022-09-01 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's when the take the scrap animal bones and then run it through another machine which basically strips any remaining "meat" off the bone and mash it all up into "Reclaimed meat product"

   
   That’s better than what I was imagining
9. 2022-09-02 at 12:35 PM UTC

   #29
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Haxxor That’s better than what I was imagining

   
   that's a really dumbass thing to imagine, you must be very dumb hah
10. 2022-09-02 at 1:10 PM UTC

    #30
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Keep your fantasies to yourself young man.

    
    its a well known fact that the only reason an englishman invented flushing toilet was because he wanted to the diameter of his feceses to remain a secret.
    
    his or his sons and/or boy relatives.
11. 2022-09-02 at 1:11 PM UTC

    #31
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 100% reclaimed meat product

    
    reconstituted meat substrate
12. 2022-09-02 at 10:38 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny reconstituted meat substrate

    
    You're a reclaimed meat product.
13. 2022-09-02 at 10:46 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Smegma that's a really dumbass thing to imagine, you must be very dumb hah

    
    Y
    U
    Mad
    Tho
14. 2022-09-02 at 10:50 PM UTC

    #34
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Haxxor Y
    U
    Mad
    Tho

    
    im not mad, you have some learning to do haohao
15. 2022-09-02 at 10:55 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Steven im not mad, you have some learning to do haohao

    
    Your learning is a reclaimed meat product.
16. 2022-09-02 at 11:57 PM UTC

    #36
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're a reclaimed meat product.

    
    and your the ones that failed the stringent qc and became waste,
17. 2022-09-03 at 1:32 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and your the ones that failed the stringent qc and became waste,

    
    ^Reclaimed
18. 2022-09-03 at 2:16 PM UTC

    #38
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    ↑ live human waste
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    • Steven
19. 2022-09-04 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #39
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ live human waste

20. 2022-09-04 at 5:12 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ live human waste

    
    ↑ Dead from the neck up dog waste.