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  1. #61
    Bradley Florida Man
    My dinner fucking sucked
  2. #62
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by frala Food like what? Crockpot meals are the easiest meals there are. You put meat and vegetables in the pot and let them cook on low for 6-8 hrs. Or anything really.

    Do that one day a week and you’ll have meals for several days so don’t tell me you get hungry and need quick options.

    Can you teach me I'll try it
  3. #63
    Sure I’ll help you figure out how to dump ingredients into a pot and turn it to low.

    Here are 70 recipes to get you started…

    https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/food-recipes/g34834132/easy-slow-cooker-recipes/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=arb_ga_ghk_md_dsa_prog_org_usx_g34834132&gclid=CjwKCAjw6raYBhB7EiwABge5Kj3YQNvtX3ZC-pBE5DjSUT7tbQTgOPTEIDjMtFl2NBaZ1sv5wVJVGBoCSzUQAvD_BwE
  4. #64
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Can you teach me I'll try it

    -Buy roast

    -rub roast with whatever you want

    -Buy vegetable/potato

    -Chop vegetable/potato into mouth sized pieces

    -Timer for 6-8 hours

    Done.

    It has to be the easiest way to cook a hearty meal.
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  5. #65
    Bradley Florida Man
    isn't that the same shit as beef stew in a can
  6. #66
    Bradley Florida Man
    I eat a lot of preservatives so that I will live a long time.
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  7. #67
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by frala Sure I’ll help you figure out how to dump ingredients into a pot and turn it to low.

    Here are 70 recipes to get you started…

    https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/food-recipes/g34834132/easy-slow-cooker-recipes/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=arb_ga_ghk_md_dsa_prog_org_usx_g34834132&gclid=CjwKCAjw6raYBhB7EiwABge5Kj3YQNvtX3ZC-pBE5DjSUT7tbQTgOPTEIDjMtFl2NBaZ1sv5wVJVGBoCSzUQAvD_BwE

    do i have ato buy a slow cooker to do this?
  8. #68
    Bradley Florida Man
    i thought a slow cooker was like a dumbfuck in teh kitchen
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  9. #69
    Bradley Florida Man
    im having some raisen bran and peanut butter yall fags got a problem with that
  10. #70
    Yeah you have to buy one. You can get one for like 30 bucks and your dinners wont look like chopped cold pig dick and canned lima beans anymore.

    Originally posted by Bradley i thought a slow cooker was like a dumbfuck in teh kitchen

    Bitch you are a dumbfuck in the kitchen.
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  11. #71
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    NO ITS NOT THE FUCKING SAME AS CANNED BEEF STEW U FUCK CANNED BEEF STEW IS FUCKING GOD DAMN CANNED BEEF STEW
  12. #72
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Bradley should just order all his meals directly from keefe
  13. #73
    Bradley Florida Man
    My friend is a "foodie" hopefully she will be able to set me straight.
  14. #74
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by frala Yeah you have to buy one. You can get one for like 30 bucks and your dinners wont look like chopped cold pig dick and canned lima beans anymore.



    Bitch you are a dumbfuck in the kitchen.

    Wow that sounds wonderfully delicious
  15. #75
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley isn't that the same shit as beef stew in a can

    The canned stuff has way more salt and the vegetables/meat they use are always low quality. The way meat/produce tastes is a direct reflection of its nutritional value. You ever taste the carrots or peas in that shit? I don't. They taste like salt and water. Plus its pretty expensive for what you get. AND all that processed shit makes you feel like actual shit. Not because its processed, but because of the empty carbs, the sugars, indigestible fats, and high sodium levels.

    If you avoid those things you will start to notice a big difference in how you feel day to day. It has serious cognitive benefits. Not saying you have to eat healthy 100% of the time, but goddamn bREADLY, goddamn. You need a culinary intervention. Pay attention to what you put into your body. Corporations have been lobbying for over 150yrs to decrease the quality of our food supplies.

    Eat Purdue chicken, get Purdue hypertension, take Purdue drugs. EZ GG. They got us GOOD and its all YOUR FAULT BEARDLY.
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  16. #76
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley im having some raisen bran and peanut butter yall fags got a problem with that

    how the fuck do you eat cereal and peanutbutter, are you just rolling it up into balls? Is it mixed into the milk??? What the fuck
  17. #77
    Steven African Astronaut
    i do have a problem with this, beardly
  18. #78
    Bradley Florida Man
    Fuck guys I feel pretty healthy just not drinking 16 steel reserves nowadays. A lot of this is coming as a shocker. I'm not sure if I can handle this.
  19. #79
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Steven how the fuck do you eat cereal and peanutbutter, are you just rolling it up into balls? Is it mixed into the milk??? What the fuck

    Yes. I put the cereal out, Dollap a scoop of pb a huge scoop btw mush it around with a spoon then hit it with milk and do more mushing
  20. #80
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Fuck guys I feel pretty healthy just not drinking 16 steel reserves nowadays. A lot of this is coming as a shocker. I'm not sure if I can handle this.

    I just want you to be happy beardly thats all i want and you won't let me
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