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I fucked this up

  1. 2022-08-30 at 7:10 PM UTC
    #21
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley Really sexy girl from Colombia who said she had a boyfriend seemed really disappointed on Monday when she was like hey what are you doing after this class and like wanted to hang out with me but I was kind of like I really really had to s*** so I just kind of was like you know I got to go I'm just like give another class and I'm like yeah but I got her number cuz you wanted me to join some like WhatsApp group so I am going to join the left she has a boyfriend that doesn't really bother me because he is most likely not a US citizen so she cannot get citizen paperwork from him so when she finds out how wonderful my personality is how big my brain is how long my dick is I'm pretty sure she's going to come around and want some United States citizenship on top of all of that get real Frederico cannot keep up with me

    ur dik is smol we all seen it
  2. 2022-08-30 at 9:32 PM UTC
    #22
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm making chicken tortilla soup
  3. 2022-08-30 at 10:29 PM UTC
    #23
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley

    Are those pink sausage like the sort they serve you in Eastern Europe. Fucking hate that stuff, it tastes just like it looks like too, like pink sausagey goo.



    Eventually I found if I left a tip they'd throw me some extra bacon.
  4. 2022-08-30 at 10:44 PM UTC
    #24
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    that looks pretty good brad maybe if you put a little char on the dogs it would be more copacetic . id put mustard and ketchup in that and eat it ill tell you what
  5. 2022-08-30 at 10:49 PM UTC
    #25
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley

    Morning is the best time for carbs. I'm about to walk 3 miles or so to go to one class today. (I do this intentionally for enjoyment, health and to prime females), get a labtop and be happy.

    Perfect to have the fuel provided by carbs, sodium and energy drinks.

    DUDE WHAT THE FUCK


    BRO DONT DO THAT DONY FUCKING EAT TGAT IS THATC FUCKING BREAD IN FUCKING BEEF BROTH OR SOMETHING JESUS CHRIST THIS SAD EXUSE FOR FRENCH ONION SOUP OH MY GOD MY EYES FUCK

    PLUS ENERGY DRINKS??

    NO WONDER YOU HAVE ARTHRITIS OR WTF EVER
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  6. 2022-08-30 at 10:54 PM UTC
    #26
    Steven African Astronaut
    we need an explanation, Bradley
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  7. 2022-08-30 at 10:56 PM UTC
    #27
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Dude im seriously as fuck concerned about ur health bradley and i literally basically killed myself everyday for a long time.

    Dude ur seriously gonna like i dont even know a human is NOT supposed to eat that much processed food dude jesus fucking christ
  8. 2022-08-30 at 10:59 PM UTC
    #28
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    two cans of energy drink is puzzling

    is one of them in the 'soup'?
  9. 2022-08-30 at 11:04 PM UTC
    #29
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by aldra two cans of energy drink is puzzling

    is one of them in the 'soup'?

    Bruh..
  10. 2022-08-30 at 11:19 PM UTC
    #30
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra two cans of energy drink is puzzling

    is one of them in the 'soup'?

    No
  11. 2022-08-30 at 11:21 PM UTC
    #31
    Bradley Black Hole
    Think I got a girlfriend thanks to my knowledge of quadratic equations.
  12. 2022-08-30 at 11:35 PM UTC
    #32
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Bradley please at the very least get a crockpot and help yourself
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  13. 2022-08-30 at 11:53 PM UTC
    #33
    Bradley Black Hole
    Idk how to make food like that but I got a Hispanic person in my life so hopefully it'll be a lot more beans rice and salt in my life soon.
  14. 2022-08-30 at 11:55 PM UTC
    #34
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Bradley ur seriously like a fucking 12 yr old with alot of drug problems
  15. 2022-08-30 at 11:56 PM UTC
    #35
    Bradley Black Hole
    Yeah I would say that's an accurate portrayal of me
  16. 2022-08-30 at 11:56 PM UTC
    #36
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that first picture is so fucked

    why is everything so pale and glistening

    it looks like something a dog vomited up because it was undercooked
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  17. 2022-08-30 at 11:56 PM UTC
    #37
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Bradley ur seriously like a fucking 12 yr old with alot of drug problems

    and a receding hairline
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  18. 2022-08-30 at 11:57 PM UTC
    #38
    Bradley Black Hole
    But I haven't taken drugs in 5 days where as you're going to take opiates in an hour to stay sober from opiates.
  19. 2022-08-30 at 11:57 PM UTC
    #39
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra and a receding hairline

    My future girlfriend doesn't care! I'm over 6 years older than her.
  20. 2022-08-30 at 11:57 PM UTC
    #40
    Bradley Black Hole
    I asked.
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