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    Bradley Florida Man

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    Bradley Florida Man
    It'll keep me alive i guess
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    Fucked it up or threw it up?
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Fucked it up. After I took a 3 hour nap them walked around the ghetto. I go to an AA meeting where out of 30 ppl there's 3 mulattos and one ol white guy. Feel like I will get some good ghetto pussy there. I like how everyone talks. Like being home.
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    Steven African Astronaut
    You need to look up frijoles charros and start making them instead of whatever this is.
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    Originally posted by Steven You need to look up frijoles charros and start making them instead of whatever this is.

    Just buy them from the roach coach nigger.
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    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just buy them from the roach coach nigger.

    is that like cottaging
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why do I keep opening this thread it makes me feel nauseous every time
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    Originally posted by Steven is that like cottaging

    Wow...you really like the idea of cottaging don't you.

    Not the first time you've been exposed to a new form of sexual deviancy by an old man huh?

    I bet you've been "riding your bike" in the park twice a day now...
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    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wow…you really like the idea of cottaging don't you.

    Not the first time you've been exposed to a new form of sexual deviancy by an old man huh?

    I bet you've been "riding your bike" in the park twice a day now…

    haha ur an old man
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    Originally posted by Steven haha ur an old man

    Wise, seasoned and full of..experience.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    i'mma make some french onion soup and try to not eat a bunch of processed meats today!~!!!
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    I haven't been able to stomach french onion soup for years...talk about acid reflux.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Sorry to hear that, have you considered eating a small roll of bread after it like most old people
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    Originally posted by Bradley Sorry to hear that, have you considered eating a small roll of bread after it like most old people

    bread is carb central, I try to avoid that too.

    Old age is coming for you all...enjoy all the sex and french onion soup while you still can.
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    Bradley Florida Man


    Morning is the best time for carbs. I'm about to walk 3 miles or so to go to one class today. (I do this intentionally for enjoyment, health and to prime females), get a labtop and be happy.

    Perfect to have the fuel provided by carbs, sodium and energy drinks.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Really sexy girl from Colombia who said she had a boyfriend seemed really disappointed on Monday when she was like hey what are you doing after this class and like wanted to hang out with me but I was kind of like I really really had to s*** so I just kind of was like you know I got to go I'm just like give another class and I'm like yeah but I got her number cuz you wanted me to join some like WhatsApp group so I am going to join the left she has a boyfriend that doesn't really bother me because he is most likely not a US citizen so she cannot get citizen paperwork from him so when she finds out how wonderful my personality is how big my brain is how long my dick is I'm pretty sure she's going to come around and want some United States citizenship on top of all of that get real Frederico cannot keep up with me
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    Those Columbian ones are the ones that drug you and steal a kidney, avoid.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    She works cleaning air b&bs bro and is super sweet and smart. I have a crush on her lol
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    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley

    what the fuck man
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