User Controls

Fonaplats Goes in Vacation

  1. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Wax Museum!




  2. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]







    I got to meet Dolly Parton kind of.
  3. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    This poor kid is so overwhelmed she has been slowly losing it more and more.
    Doing anything turns into a bit tantrum.
    I don't know if she even knows we are just trying to have fun.
  4. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats This poor kid is so overwhelmed she has been slowly losing it more and more.
    Doing anything turns into a bit tantrum.
    I don't know if she even knows we are just trying to have fun.

    lolol
  5. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    We went swimming for a while but stopped when she wouldnt quit slurping up pool water.
    Swimming was fun.
    Then we went to Joe's Crab Shack for a nice little $85 dinner which would have cost $16 at Long John Silvers for the same thing.
    Afterwards we went to them OFFICIAL Disney store where I got dizzy watching my GF buy more kid pajamas.
    On the way back to them car we stopped at an As Seen on TV store which probably would have been cool except I don't watch TV so everything kinda looked like junk.
    Then we went to Ben and Jerry's where supply chain issues gave us the options of Strawberry Cheesecake or Mcflurry so we got both in milkshake form before heading back to them resort for a little more play before we all go to bed.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fonaplats


    I got to meet Dolly Parton kind of.

    Please tell me you got a photo of you pretending to/actually doing something sexual to her wax body.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Fuck you faggot who isn't my dad said the 4 year old.

    Fona looked at her like a cuck.

    What can I do to make you happy?

    Pizza! she cried out.

    Fona then proceeds to fish his hard earned limited income card out of his pocket, look up a pizza place, and make an order for 2 overpriced pizzas.

    *No thank you was heard that evening*

    what a life folks

    He is twice the man your faggit ass will ever be.
  8. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Last full day here in Tennessee.
    We are planning on going to Anakesta and I do what else.
  9. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Great pics, fona!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Last full day here in Tennessee.
    We are planning on going to Anakesta and I do what else.

    wow you should've gone there to begin with. That place looks great. It has something to look at besides more buildings.

    Should head over to Memphis and check out the big pyramid bass pro shop

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]






    Anakeesta turned out to be a shitty tourist trap build by and old woman's book club.
    Parking $20.
    Gondola ride to them top $80
    Doughnut hole $1.25 each.
    Getting covered in flies $Free

    It was pretty dumb up there tbh.
    We road their mountain coaster and it was the absolute worst of all of the coasters.
    We left having tired of the lack of anything for us to do and I took my girlfriend to Rocky Top Mountain Coaster which is the absolute best one imo.
    The kid sleeping in the car while I shit post and she rides.
    Hopefully she likes it took and then we will wake up the kid and tell her bears are going to eat us if we don't ride the super cool mountain coaster.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Steven wow you should've gone there to begin with. That place looks great. It has something to look at besides more buildings.

    Should head over to Memphis and check out the big pyramid bass pro shop

    Im closer to Dayton that I am Memphis.
    Not going all sideways to buy some fishing bobbers at a gay triangle.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Did you get to meet dolly parton or no? That looks like a 50 year old impersonator you weren't allowed to.touch???

    Wasn't that the point of this expenditure?
  14. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley Did you get to meet dolly parton or no? That looks like a 50 year old impersonator you weren't allowed to.touch???

    Wasn't that the point of this expenditure?

    No... That was her.
    I was asked not to touch her though because she is very very old and has skin like wet toilet paper.
  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats We went swimming for a while but stopped when she wouldnt quit slurping up pool water.
    Swimming was fun.
    Then we went to Joe's Crab Shack for a nice little $85 dinner which would have cost $16 at Long John Silvers for the same thing.
    Afterwards we went to them OFFICIAL Disney store where I got dizzy watching my GF buy more kid pajamas.
    On the way back to them car we stopped at an As Seen on TV store which probably would have been cool except I don't watch TV so everything kinda looked like junk.
    Then we went to Ben and Jerry's where supply chain issues gave us the options of Strawberry Cheesecake or Mcflurry so we got both in milkshake form before heading back to them resort for a little more play before we all go to bed.

    LOL.

    "No, don't drink the pool water, Stop!"

    "WHY LOL ITS GOOD"

    *drinks more pool water*

    man your girlfriend is a trip
  16. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I still have the rest of today and however long tomorrow here but for those of you pioneers wishing to venture in my footsteps and visit Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg may I suggest getting the cheapest room/food and spending all tour time and money right here



    ^It's seriously THE BEST
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    If you couldn't even touch the impersonator and went for a picture you are truly as stupid as i thought you were.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I still have the rest of today and however long tomorrow here but for those of you pioneers wishing to venture in my footsteps and visit Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg may I suggest getting the cheapest room/food and spending all tour time and money right here



    ^It's seriously THE BEST

    Bro no one on this site wants to be like you.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Fonaplats No… That was her.
    I was asked not to touch her though because she is very very old and has skin like wet toilet paper.

    XD
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    If i traveled 1500 miles to meet someone i would pick them up lol
Jump to Top