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Fonaplats Goes in Vacation

  1. #61
    Originally posted by Bradley Ah yeah grown men who play video games

    Aren't all men grown?
  2. #62
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Before we got a house me and the wife would go camping every Summer.
    Now there is no point I can make a fire and pass out drunk in my own damn backyard.

    My po4 h is 920 Sq feet with a roof and soon to be screened in. I can camp there bug free.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by Fonaplats 1 kid and then fact she came to the realization her last relationship was not going to work out and so she ended it instead of fucking around being miserable is a good quality in my eyes.
    I was with a girl once who I tried everything to get rid of but she was stuck to me like glue.
    Everyday I woke up she drove me nuts and I hated everything about her but even when I would literally dump her off somewhere she would just show back up.
    Eventually after years of hell I got lucky and her husband offered to come get her but it took nearly 3 years to wear her down enough for her to even leave.
    A soon as she was gone I lost my phone and phone number never to speak to hear again.

    thats what a quitter does.

    divorce is how one admits having done a grave mistake.
  4. #64
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]




  5. #65
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


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  6. #66
    Who's the handsome looking fella in the last pic?
  7. #67
    Bradley Black Hole
    U look like a pedophile caveman
  8. #68
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats ]


  9. #69
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    We got back from visiting the upside down museum of whatever the fuck and also the beyond the lens museum across the street which turned out to be all the exhibits the good museum didn't want.
    We dropped the kiddo off with grandma for a nap and went back out to The Island again where we road more rides, ate at Dicks offensive restaurant and and had some milkshakes.
    Came back and everyone went swimming while I laid down for an hour tired from the long day.
    An hour later the kid walked into the room and told me "Fuck you" and told me to order some pizza.
    Spent $55 on some shitty carboard pizza which Id give 2 stars.
    Now we are going to lay down because I am tired AF.
  10. #70
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Tomorrow we get up early And go to Anakesta for the morning and then we are going to Dolly Purton's Stampede for a dinner show at 5.
    Going to try and squeezes in the Alcatraz museum at some point too.
    Maybe after the dinner show we can ride the mountain roller coaster.

    Wednesday her mom and Nephew leave so we will have roughly 2 days left that are just the 3 of us during which time we have shopping to do, maybe go to the zoo, explore and I still need to find Dolly Parton so I can get a kiss (on the cheek).
  11. #71
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats ]


  12. #72
    Bradley Black Hole
    Ot; why is there an alcatraz Museum in Kentucky
  13. #73
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats An hour later the kid walked into the room and told me "Fuck you" and told me to order some pizza.
    Spent $55 on some shitty carboard pizza which Id give 2 stars.

    So you pay for a vacation for some other niggas cum and the child just walks up to you tells you fuck you and that she wants pizza now and you just pull out your debit card and say OK TIFFANY and order some self entitled brat pizza.

    You really are a bitch. You really put up with a lot for some nasty pussy. Grow a pair and value yourself.
  14. #74
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Another night hard falling asleep.
    Once I did fall asleep I managed to sleep for a long time.
    Now I'm waiting on everyone to get ready so we can go do more.
  15. #75
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley U look like a pedophile caveman

    That's better than looking like a balding middle age faggit
  16. #76
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Fonaplats My girlfriend is the closet to my own age I've ever dated.
    She is 5 years older than me.
    I can't say Ive ever dated anyone younger than me before.
    And why would I want to?
    Someone who actually acts mature, can support herself and holds a job is why more attractive than a bimbo with no life experience who will make countless rookie mistakes and need bailing out.

    Wrong way to think. As a man you should always date younger women. Your bitch is 5 years closer to slaming into the wall at warp speed if she hasnt already. Also when theyre older just think of how many guys have dumped in that hole. They will also have more mental issues from all the guys who've got sweaty all over them
  17. #77
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Ya my brother married a woman with 3 kids that was 10 years older than him.
    Stupid morrron.

    😂😂🤣🤣 what a fuckin retard
  18. #78
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Fonaplats 1 kid and then fact she came to the realization her last relationship was not going to work out and so she ended it instead of fucking around being miserable is a good quality in my eyes.
    I was with a girl once who I tried everything to get rid of but she was stuck to me like glue.
    Everyday I woke up she drove me nuts and I hated everything about her but even when I would literally dump her off somewhere she would just show back up.
    Eventually after years of hell I got lucky and her husband offered to come get her but it took nearly 3 years to wear her down enough for her to even leave.
    A soon as she was gone I lost my phone and phone number never to speak to hear again.

    You just dont get it fona, and thats ok becausemost men dont know they are being manipulated thanks to the media and society.

    Women "love" opportunistically. She was "miserable" because the guy wasnt providing enough resources and she thinks she could land a better catch, even as a single mom 😂

    These women today have absolutely no self awareness, their ego inflated by attention from males online that only want to pump and dump.

    Do youself a favor and find a younger female with no kids. Look at her mother because thats typically how theyll eventually turn out
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  19. #79
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    LOL!
  20. #80
    Originally posted by cigreting You just dont get it fona, and thats ok becausemost men dont know they are being manipulated thanks to the media and society.

    Women "love" opportunistically. She was "miserable" because the guy wasnt providing enough resources and she thinks she could land a better catch, even as a single mom 😂

    These women today have absolutely no self awareness, their ego inflated by attention from males online that only want to pump and dump.

    Do youself a favor and find a younger female with no kids. Look at her mother because thats typically how theyll eventually turn out

    even if he got himself a younger girl theres no guarantee she wont become "miserable" in a few years and start yearning for some other better catch.

    all women are sex workers and those who work for cash will always be better than those who work for non-cash compensations.
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