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I AM RETARDED,

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    ja. ich bin.

    so, a few weeks ago Ive decided to buy some very high quality and very reasonably priced "titanium" header wrapper from china (as pictured).



    it was like $5 for 5 meters including shipping so i thought its a something that would be good value for some high quality shits and giggles on my bike.

    the truth is ive always wanted to do this to my bike and every bike i own eversince i wrapped my first header more than 25 years ago but never got to do it due to the cost/retardation factor but now with international china e-commerce everything are so cheap so i was like why not.

    i failed at wrapping it as neatly as i imagine i could because i didnt take my exaust pipe off my bike. taking the exaust pipe off involves unbolting rusty and heavil high probability of breaking and thats a risk i want to avoid. it was a long, ardious and tedious process but in the end i manageed.

    it was during the test runs that my retardation became announced;

    fiber glasses, as they turn out, release gigantic amount of carcinogenic smoke as theyre being heated. and wrappimg these wrapsb
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by blaster master Yeah I have never had the header wrap work out well myself and after spending 6 hours yesterday attempting to pull broken exhaust manifold bolts out of a head I don't ever want to turn a wrench again.

    Did u drill and tap or able to extract? Also do you have your own shop or what
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ja. ich bin.

    so, a few weeks ago Ive decided to buy some very high quality and very reasonably priced "titanium" header wrapper from china (as pictured).



    it was like $5 for 5 meters including shipping so i thought its a something that would be good value for some high quality shits and giggles on my bike.

    the truth is ive always wanted to do this to my bike and every bike i own eversince i wrapped my first header more than 25 years ago but never got to do it due to the cost/retardation factor but now with international china e-commerce everything are so cheap so i was like why not.

    i failed at wrapping it as neatly as i imagine i could because i didnt take my exaust pipe off my bike. taking the exaust pipe off involves unbolting rusty and heavil high probability of breaking and thats a risk i want to avoid. it was a long, ardious and tedious process but in the end i manageed.

    it was during the test runs that my retardation became announced;

    fiber glasses, as they turn out, release gigantic amount of carcinogenic smoke as theyre being heated. and wrappimg these wrapsb

    It wont change the fact it's a moped.
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    Bradley Black Hole
    sorry for the stupid question, but what does titanium wrapping do? is it essentially blocking speed radar or what?

    Thanks.
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    Originally posted by Bradley sorry for the stupid question, but what does titanium wrapping do? is it essentially blocking speed radar or what?

    Thanks.

    Why would you need to block speed radar on a fucking moped
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley sorry for the stupid question, but what does titanium wrapping do? is it essentially blocking speed radar or what?

    Thanks.

    lets you ride into space without burning up in the atmosphere
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    Originally posted by Rape Monster lets you ride into space without burning up in the atmosphere

    It's the return trip you burn up...
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley sorry for the stupid question, but what does titanium wrapping do? is it essentially blocking speed radar or what?

    Thanks.

    keeps heat down so u dont burn ur testes on the pipe
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    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny I AM RETARDED

    QFT
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It wont change the fact it's a moped.

    i know;

    the sad part is not that i couldnt afford REAL big bike, its that i doesnt have the legs and the body to ride a REAL big bike.

    its not a pretty sight standing on heels at the traffic stop.
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    Originally posted by Bradley sorry for the stupid question, but what does titanium wrapping do? is it essentially blocking speed radar or what?

    Thanks.

    just some heat insulation to stop heat from the header from radiating to the engine block and oil pipes.
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    Originally posted by blaster master Yeah I have never had the header wrap work out well myself and after spending 6 hours yesterday attempting to pull broken exhaust manifold bolts out of a head I don't ever want to turn a wrench again.

    i did many of those when i was working in a garrage.

    broken header bolts is a part of life.

    they couldnt be replaced with stainless steel bolts due to the difference in expansion rate when hot.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Ja. Du bist.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ja. ich bin.

    so, a few weeks ago Ive decided to buy some very high quality and very reasonably priced "titanium" header wrapper from china (as pictured).



    it was like $5 for 5 meters including shipping so i thought its a something that would be good value for some high quality shits and giggles on my bike.

    the truth is ive always wanted to do this to my bike and every bike i own eversince i wrapped my first header more than 25 years ago but never got to do it due to the cost/retardation factor but now with international china e-commerce everything are so cheap so i was like why not.

    i failed at wrapping it as neatly as i imagine i could because i didnt take my exaust pipe off my bike. taking the exaust pipe off involves unbolting rusty and heavil high probability of breaking and thats a risk i want to avoid. it was a long, ardious and tedious process but in the end i manageed.

    it was during the test runs that my retardation became announced;

    fiber glasses, as they turn out, release gigantic amount of carcinogenic smoke as theyre being heated. and wrappimg these wrapsb

    Sheesh! Just how old are you, old man?!
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Didn't read what your issues are, vinny, but i wholeheartedly agree that you are retarted!!
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i know;

    the sad part is not that i couldnt afford REAL big bike, its that i doesnt have the legs and the body to ride a REAL big bike.

    its not a pretty sight standing on heels at the traffic stop.

    Marry a fat 50yr old American woman and start a new life in Kentucky.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Didn't read what your issues are, vinny, but i wholeheartedly agree that you are retarted!!

    Tee hee~~!
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    Originally posted by Michael Myers Sheesh! Just how old are you, old man?!

    40.

    something.
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee Didn't read what your issues are, vinny, but i wholeheartedly agree that you are retarted!!

    theres more but i passed out drunk and accidentally hit the submit button.

    will post the missing part soon.
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