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Gray hair at an early age

  1. #41
    Bradley Florida Man
    Hey bud, I don't have any grey hairs but I am 29 and look like Homer Simpson. I have about 13 hairs left on my head, I've taken to shaving my head regularly so that I don't look extremely old. I haven't in about two or three weeks and you can tell I'm really fucking bald. However, not being a ginormous faggot metrosexual has enabled me to accept that I look like a balding uncle and accepting that. I realized I could wear a hat or even get a tupee like my deadbeat father had when he met my mom (he was 36 when I was created) but I realized that both aren't for me. As soon as my head heals I'm gonna shave my head and then bic it with a razor down to the skin and just grow my beard out a little bit.

    I began losing my hair at 19 when I went to a high stress environment (High-Medium Prison) which continued for the last ten years. I didn't realize I had what amounts to a huge bald spot on the back of my head and no one in my life told me that my hair was thinning really bad. That's when I started shaving my head. I don't like looking like a Nazi but it is what it is.

    What I'm not going to do is be a little whiner and get upset about my genetics or get hair implants or a fuckin tupee or walk around with a baseball cap on or some other retarded shit. Let us know what you end up doing about your grey hair, btw a lot of women like Kafka have severe daddy issues and will find your greying hair really attractive and like that you are younger/closer to their age but have the apperaance of what they find sexually most attractive.
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    Aww you're dying, nooo 😭
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    they might have mRNA shots for valding hairs soon,
  4. #44
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Bradley Hey bud, I don't have any grey hairs but I am 29 and look like Homer Simpson. I have about 13 hairs left on my head, I've taken to shaving my head regularly so that I don't look extremely old. I haven't in about two or three weeks and you can tell I'm really fucking bald. However, not being a ginormous faggot metrosexual has enabled me to accept that I look like a balding uncle and accepting that. I realized I could wear a hat or even get a tupee like my deadbeat father had when he met my mom (he was 36 when I was created) but I realized that both aren't for me. As soon as my head heals I'm gonna shave my head and then bic it with a razor down to the skin and just grow my beard out a little bit.

    I began losing my hair at 19 when I went to a high stress environment (High-Medium Prison) which continued for the last ten years. I didn't realize I had what amounts to a huge bald spot on the back of my head and no one in my life told me that my hair was thinning really bad. That's when I started shaving my head. I don't like looking like a Nazi but it is what it is.

    What I'm not going to do is be a little whiner and get upset about my genetics or get hair implants or a fuckin tupee or walk around with a baseball cap on or some other retarded shit. Let us know what you end up doing about your grey hair, btw a lot of women like Kafka have severe daddy issues and will find your greying hair really attractive and like that you are younger/closer to their age but have the apperaance of what they find sexually most attractive.

    See my previous post.

    Originally posted by Ajax I recently started letting my hair grow out longer. I’m actually going to a barber now whereas I spent the last 13 or so years giving myself a buzz cut. I have really thick and wavy hair, so I figured I would embrace it. I’ve been getting more compliments on the hair lately, gray hair and all. My only regret is not doing that sooner.
  5. #45
    ITT: we find out Kafka is attracted to younger grey-haired gents.
  6. #46
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ITT: we find out Kafka is attracted to younger grey-haired gents.

    I’m not, it makes me think the person doesn’t care about their appearance. If you saw a middle-aged woman with grey hair you’d think she was mentally ill right? My dad used to make fun of my uncle for not dyeing it. I did lose my v-card to a 33yr old heroin addict with grey hair but that’s just because I wasn’t shallow, I didn’t like his hair.

    Anyway I’m going to recommend Kaminomoto hair growth accelerator. I’m not sure if it works but I have noticed minimal hair loss using it, it smells nice and is nicer to use than serum which is sticky. I would use it on my eyebrows.
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    Kafka sweaty
    I was thinking about him today, I couldn’t sleep in his room so stayed up with his housemate that night, whom was going through junkie withdrawal and moaning all night.
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