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Gray hair at an early age

  1. #1
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Vain post alert.

    My hair went gray early. I started going gray when I was around 27 or so. I’m 34 now.

    It doesn’t bother me but I do often get a lot comments, usually from friends or at least somewhat close acquaintances. Bad corporate jokes like “wow, this job is really turning you gray.” Jokes from friends like “do you have that old man strength yet.” Innocent questions from kids like “are you a grandpa because you have gray hair.” People guessing my age way wrong and always being surprised when I tell them I’m only 34. Pet names like Silver Fox. Could go on, but you get the idea.

    My hair is somewhere in between these two gentlemen:



    Make me feel better. Tell me it’s okay. Do I dye my hair? I really don’t want to and it would be weird at this point. It also seems less acceptable for men to dye their hair. Do I join in on their reindeer games? Tell them to fuck off? Stop giving a fuck myself?

    At what age is it socially acceptable to have gray hair?
  2. #2
    Solstice Space Nigga
    I started balding at 30 if that helps
  3. #3
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Solstice I started balding at 30 if that helps

    I don’t hear as many early baldness jokes as I do early gray hair jokes. Do you?
  4. #4
    stl1 Dark Matter
    We could start calling Solstice "Chrome Dome" if that will make you feel better.
  5. #5
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I actually like my hair. Just wondering how I should respond to comments because I always feel autistic.
  6. #6
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Ajax I don’t hear as many early baldness jokes as I do early gray hair jokes. Do you?

    I can promise you people who prematurely bald are made just as much fun of. Especially if they are fat. Trust me I would know.

    Anyways. People are dumb. Especially fucking kids. Men typically look better as they age, even with gray hair and wrinkles. You stupid pieces of shit. So yeah, I wouldn’t worry about it.
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  7. #7
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    I often think about what I would do if my hair turned gray.
    I believe I would just go with it because if I was to do some dumb shit to hide from something I can't even see on my head then I would forever have to do that dumb shit to keep it up.
    Sure, it would feel uncomfortable looking older than your age but nothing is fair in this world.
    If that is all you have against you I'd count yourself blessed my friend.
    Pretty sure everyone will always find something about themselves they don't like.
    So long as it's not your character, who cares?
    I love you man.
    Now go get some you dusty old bitch.
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  8. #8
    risk Yung Blood
    Tell them “ain’t no thang but a chicken wang”
  9. #9
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala I can promise you people who prematurely bald are made just as much fun of. Especially if they are fat. Trust me I would know.

    Anyways. People are dumb. Especially fucking kids. Men typically look better as they age, even with gray hair and wrinkles. You stupid pieces of shit. So yeah, I wouldn’t worry about it.

    Lol 😂 wut in the ..
  10. #10
    frala Avant garde shartist
    What bitch? I’m fucking fat and bald. You got a goddamn problem?
  11. #11
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol so silly! I wish u wouldn’t have left that chat. I wanted to talk to u 😂😝
  12. #12
    frala Avant garde shartist
    I fucking hate Voxer and you too.

    Lol jk.
  13. #13
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. U left as soon as u saw me, ya weird. I think I love you ❤️
  14. #14
    unban me from the voxxer group ya fucking cowards
  15. #15
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ur not worth it, ya skinny pig. Get big
  16. #16
    I'm bigger than all of you combined which is exactly why i'm banned from your little group even though I never broke a rule or did anything to anyone.

    What could possibly cause you ALL to be so afraid of me?
  17. #17
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Nah. I don’t think u were discolored. Sometimes u feel like a nut, sometimes u don’t
  18. #18
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Discolored? What is happening?
  19. #19
    stl1 Dark Matter
    Two white guys were drinking at a bar when discolored guy walked in...
  20. #20
    stl1 Dark Matter
    What, not funny?
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