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Fonaplats Goes in Vacation
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2022-08-24 at 12:43 AM UTC
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2022-08-24 at 12:45 AM UTC
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2022-08-24 at 1:04 AM UTCFona you seriously are skinny and muscular as fuck. Its a great look to have.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-24 at 3:20 AM UTC
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2022-08-24 at 3:32 AM UTC
I just took the nephew on 3 different mountain roller coasters.
We road one of them twice it was so fun. And we hit up a go karts track and it was kick ass. He was petal to them metal the entire time ripping it around curved and sliding through puddles of gasoline. He came on first both times we race. YEAH, we road the go karts twice too.
I passed 3 people trying to catch him and his ass was fucking flying so fast he lapped this one woman and oh it was so fun.
Im glad I got to take him out to do some cool shit tonight.
I doubt there's any chance of me and my girlfriend getting to ride a mountain coaster as even though then kid could ride I just really doubt she wont dangerously freak out on it and you gotta hold on which she wont understand.
I might have spent a bit much tonight but it was all smiles and worth every penny.
Besides, Im getting paid while Im on vacation so fuck it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-24 at 3:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Fona you seriously are skinny and muscular as fuck. Its a great look to have.
Yeah, I look fucking great I know. It feels weird though because I look around at the pool and all these people are just fucking me with their eyes.
At the Ripleys museum today some kid ran up and poked me with this finger because he thought I was sculpted out of wax.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-24 at 3:53 AM UTCI think it must be your SWAGGER. Unless you're wearing Maybelline or something
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2022-08-24 at 4:02 AM UTCThey nephew went out on the stage at that dinner show and chased down a dirty chicken while running through horse shit and wearing new shoes in front of over a thousand people.
AND HE CAUGHT THE CHICKEN!
So dropping $250 on kid smiles was totally worth it today/night.
Buying a switchblade = cool.
Buying a switchblade for a 10 year old = fucking awesome!
Keeping him out of school to ride mountain roller coasters and ride go karts all night was the best.
We got back to the resort and I had to explain to him why friends was on Nickelodeon.
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2022-08-24 at 1 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley Fuck you faggot who isn't my dad said the 4 year old.
Fona looked at her like a cuck.
What can I do to make you happy?
Pizza! she cried out.
Fona then proceeds to fish his hard earned limited income card out of his pocket, look up a pizza place, and make an order for 2 overpriced pizzas.
*No thank you was heard that evening*
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2022-08-24 at 1:09 PM UTCim so proud of u for spending 2 fiddy on another mans cum
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2022-08-24 at 1:11 PM UTC
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2022-08-24 at 1:12 PM UTChow come you never change it up and say another woman's egg? Is that all of you think of yourself as? Just a blob of your dad's cum? lol Give yourself a little credit man.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-24 at 1:13 PM UTCLittle babby credit man sneaks in your window at night and raises your credit score by a point and takes your anal virginity in exchange we love you baby credit man
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2022-08-24 at 1:15 PM UTCFona is living the good life right now. Spreading happiness isn't limited to direct genetic family members.
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2022-08-24 at 1:24 PM UTC
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2022-08-24 at 1:27 PM UTCWell yeah if you're gonna waste money on stupid shit you better at least make sure you waste money on the funner shit too.
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2022-08-24 at 1:31 PM UTC
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2022-08-24 at 1:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Well yeah if you're gonna waste money on stupid shit you better at least make sure you waste money on the funner shit too.
My point is that there's better places to go in the first place.
he drove 5 hours to get there
could've gone camping lakeside in Michigan
see the museums and pizza in Chicago
explore caves in TN and go to Nashville for the BBQ
Every single amusement park is basically the same. Way too expensive and way too much time spent waiting in line for everything.
Don't understand why someone wouldn't spend their money and time for a vacation on a unique experience where you actually have freedom of movement.
I looked up a map of Dollywood and its shaped exactly like an IKEA. -
2022-08-24 at 1:46 PM UTC
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2022-08-24 at 1:51 PM UTCHard falling asleep last night but not too bad.
Got a good nights rest.
Grandma and then nephew just left.
Now we have 2 days remaining and Im looking forward to just the 3 of us spending some time together.
Not sure where we are going today but it probably starts with breakfast somewhere.
