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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I mean my parents used to take me out to eat at The Ground Round and they had a mime clown that would go around making kids balloon animals and handing them to them so uh, yeah
  2. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When he's at home and just made dinner for his wife…he hands her the plate.

    You think mimes are in character the whole time?!

    IDK I have never seen a mime except in my nightmares
  3. Originally posted by mmQ I mean my parents used to take me out to eat at The Ground Round and they had a mime clown that would go around making kids balloon animals and handing them to them so uh, yeah

    I bet he always made you a sausage dog huh

  4. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I mean my parents used to take me out to eat at The Ground Round and they had a mime clown that would go around making kids balloon animals and handing them to them so uh, yeah

    what kind of animals?

    i can make snake and dog
  5. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet he always made you a sausage dog huh

    sausage... out of balloons?
  6. Originally posted by Steven sausage… out of balloons?

    sausage dog...
  7. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson sausage dog…

    out of balloons? no way lol
  8. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson it's surprising you feel sick after all that healthy living…

    I did more meth, feeling much better now
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok well I'm glad we established that mimes can and do in fact hand things to people and can hear what they're saying.

    And I don't remember what animals I got but that dog one looks pretty familiar I'm sure that's one of the main go-tos. I think once I might've requested two dogs tied together ass to ass.
  10. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok well I'm glad we established that mimes can and do in fact hand things to people and can hear what they're saying.

    And I don't remember what animals I got but that dog one looks pretty familiar I'm sure that's one of the main go-tos. I think once I might've requested two dogs tied together ass to ass.

    red rocket disengage sir
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm feeling good. My place is clean. I went for an hour walk. I have some Big Waves and an airplane shot, and the day/night is young. Might have a job opportunity that pays 5 dollars more an hour than I make now, to start, and so that makes me happy but I'm not gonna get ahead of myself.


    Hmm what else idk. I'm glad the NFL season is right around the corner and NBA as well. Hopefully it cools a down a little bit here and I have a nice relaxing autumn and winter.

    Thank you
  12. with my touch receptors.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    step-dad joke
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    kinda irritated, I went to my first math class today and it was full of 18-19 year olds, like no one over 23. So they're going through all the material and some of these kids are fucking dumb, so I ask the professor "What math class is this?" and she said some numbers and I said "Okay, I just wanna be sure, the Student Life people signed me up for all my classes because I'm a transfer student, is this the right class to be in?"

    she asked me what the last math class I had taken was I said Calc AB and she started laughing, and all the students started laughing, and she said I'm four years beyond this Intermediate Algebra class. U_U

    so i go back to the student life fags and they tell me to go to the math department so i dropped the class on my phone and go to the math department and they tell me i have to meet with the math chair to bypass the placement testing AAAAAAAAND he just left i'm like wtf so i type him an email and send it to him and now am gonna be like 1 day late on getting into this class but they never do anything on the first day that you can't find online (just syllabus & introduction) so ya im irritated
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    essentially they signed me up for the same math class I took in 8th grade.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Are they retarded? Where is this? The University of Miami?
  17. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You think mimes are in character the whole time?!

  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley kinda irritated, I went to my first math class today and it was full of 18-19 year olds, like no one over 23. So they're going through all the material and some of these kids are fucking dumb, so I ask the professor "What math class is this?" and she said some numbers and I said "Okay, I just wanna be sure, the Student Life people signed me up for all my classes because I'm a transfer student, is this the right class to be in?"

    she asked me what the last math class I had taken was I said Calc AB and she started laughing, and all the students started laughing, and she said I'm four years beyond this Intermediate Algebra class. U_U

    so i go back to the student life fags and they tell me to go to the math department so i dropped the class on my phone and go to the math department and they tell me i have to meet with the math chair to bypass the placement testing AAAAAAAAND he just left i'm like wtf so i type him an email and send it to him and now am gonna be like 1 day late on getting into this class but they never do anything on the first day that you can't find online (just syllabus & introduction) so ya im irritated

    Were you the only white person in the room I'm guessing?
  19. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Were you the only white person in the room I'm guessing?

    shut the fuck up racist

    doubt he was
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm confounded. Whenever I get hungry I tend to immediately react, particularly when I'm drinking (I've had a 6 pack of big waves ok maybe 7) and I'm hungry now

    I don't have anything I want here. So I have two options order or go to store. Order will cost me twice as much. It's so stupid that's how people like me never save because we're like haha I have money let's spend it.

    I need to get addicted to not spending money on anything, or as little as possible. That also sounds horrible.

    Basically I'm just deciding between ordering Chinese food which will cost me 25 dollars or if I should just swing over to the store and buy some pizza for like half the price.

    Both meals with fill me up.

    I'm also considering just continue to drink and then ordering dominos way later.

    Last option is to drink and not get any food and just sustain on the booze.

    HMMMMMMMMM
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