How are you feeling at the moment..

1. 2022-08-23 at 2:07 AM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   I’m never scared of the dark but yeah can’t do it. Light’s back on
2. 2022-08-23 at 2:17 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Kafka Idk my sister isn't talking to me now because I didn't go visit her, and I know I've let my nephew down. Not that he knew I was going to go but still he needs me and ik he misses me. So I feel shit.

   
   You should that little boy needs his auntie irma
3. 2022-08-23 at 2:32 AM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   like death
4. 2022-08-23 at 5:32 AM UTC

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   CandyRein Black Hole
   Like that's exactly what I needed after today ...now I go sheep 😴❤️
5. 2022-08-23 at 5:37 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Sleep tight
6. 2022-08-23 at 7:44 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   cooking hamburger ar 4 in the morning
   
   
   
   
   
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7. 2022-08-23 at 5:37 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung Which has plenty of perfectly good burgers that were thrown away becuz they were simply 'sitting in the bin for too long.'

   
   Except BK does not make a burger until it has been ordered so they have no "bin".
8. 2022-08-23 at 6:49 PM UTC

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   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka My teddybear was facing me freaked me out. I can’t do this

   
   lol are you ok?
9. 2022-08-23 at 7:45 PM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Kafka My teddybear was facing me freaked me out. I can’t do this

   
   lolwut
10. 2022-08-23 at 7:55 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked lolwut

    
    I think she was gonna finger-stir the clam-pot but felt self-conscious with Ted watching on.
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11. 2022-08-23 at 7:57 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I hope teddy is absorbent.
12. 2022-08-23 at 7:58 PM UTC

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    troon African Astronaut
    and machine washable
13. 2022-08-23 at 8:23 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    I feel preetty sik
    
    i drank a lot last night and haven't eaten much in a week++
    
    I had some cat food today and water, weed, meth and nicotine
    
    the nicotine makes me feel like im gonna throw uop
14. 2022-08-23 at 8:24 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost I feel preetty sik
    
    i drank a lot last night and haven't eaten much in a week++
    
    I had some cat food today and water, weed, meth and nicotine
    
    the nicotine makes me feel like im gonna throw uop

    
    it's surprising you feel sick after all that healthy living...
15. 2022-08-23 at 8:57 PM UTC

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    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I think she was gonna finger-stir the clam-pot but felt self-conscious with Ted watching on.

    
    this is such a 80's-90's kid joke
    
    how much do you hate mimes
16. 2022-08-23 at 9:01 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't hate mimes at all in fact I wish a lot of people I knew were full time-mimes instead of always talking just to hear their own fucking voice.
17. 2022-08-23 at 9:06 PM UTC

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    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I don't hate mimes at all in fact I wish a lot of people I knew were full time-mimes instead of always talking just to hear their own fucking voice.

    
    you really would not want that
    
    it would be way more annoying
    
    imagine your dear aunt sallie passing the imaginary potato salad at thanksgiving
18. 2022-08-23 at 9:08 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Steven you really would not want that
    
    it would be way more annoying
    
    imagine your dear aunt sallie passing the imaginary potato salad at thanksgiving

    
    Well she isn't one of the people that I would want to be a mime but I'm pretty sure mimes can still hear and it wouldn't be difficult for them to hear me ask for the potato salad and hand it to me without saying anything.
    
    I definitely have to imagine this though as i would never actually ask for anyone to pass me some potato salad what with me being afraid of it.
19. 2022-08-23 at 9:10 PM UTC

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    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Well she isn't one of the people that I would want to be a mime but I'm pretty sure mimes can still hear and it wouldn't be difficult for them to hear me ask for the potato salad and hand it to me without saying anything.
    
    I definitely have to imagine this though as i would never actually ask for anyone to pass me some potato salad what with me being afraid of it.

    
    are you ignorant of potato salad?
    
    When have you ever seen a mime actually hand anything to anyone?
20. 2022-08-23 at 9:12 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Steven When have you ever seen a mime actually hand anything to anyone?

    
    When he's at home and just made dinner for his wife...he hands her the plate.
    
    You think mimes are in character the whole time?!