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What advice would you give your 13yo self?

  1. #21
    No advice, I'd probably ass rape myself and then laugh as my 13yr old self curled up in a ball crying...and then say "little sniveling bitch".
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  2. #22
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No advice, I'd probably ass rape myself and then laugh as my 13yr old self curled up in a ball crying…and then say "little sniveling bitch".

    you cant rape yourself.

    its just masturbation.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you cant rape yourself.

    its just masturbation.

    exactly...but 13yr old me wouldn't know the gnarly smelly old man that just ass raped him was himself.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson exactly…but 13yr old me wouldn't know the gnarly smelly old man that just ass raped him was himself.

    yes he would.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes he would.

    No he wouldn't I don't look anything like I did at 13...and my dick is smal...I mean bigger now too.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No he wouldn't I don't look anything like I did at 13…and my dick is smal…I mean bigger now too.

    you still smells the same.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you still smells the same.

    Lol no, a boy in puberty smells of sweat and balls, I now smell of decay and stale urine.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol no, a boy in puberty smells of sweat and balls, I now smell of decay and stale urine.

    i dont want to sniff you so i guess ill just concede.
  9. #29
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    give him the biden 1-2
  10. #30
    sniffing kids get yiu high
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