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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I stole a bunch of ROBERT MONDAVI from some dudes garage once.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That and a bunch of coronas. We hid them in a bush nearby and came by the next day to gather them as it was way too much too carry at the time
  3. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Robert the Rat is no more.

    Who are you, John Rat?
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    How amazing it's been ❤️
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    how many niggers i've fucked. Their names and personalities do not matter, as niggers are merely commodities.
  6. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Love. What an idea.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    The summer I would have had if that vaccine hadn’t crippled me. I didn’t go swimming once in that heatwave.
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    wondering when I'm going to get high again, its been days and I havent been smoking my usual 3 joints a day,, just a hit here and there
  9. Kafka sweaty
    I’m gonna regret taking a smart drug cuz my stomach lining is fucked but it’s the only thing that gives me an ounce of energy.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m gonna regret taking a smart drug cuz my stomach lining is fucked but it’s the only thing that gives me an ounce of energy.

    What smart drug do you like?

    Do you have access to omiprazole/prilosec to protect your stomach?
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Rape Monster An ill-timed pregnancy is the last piece you need to complete your scuzzy eurotrash girl ensemble. You've already got the horrible personality, alcoholism, and irresponsibility to ensure your kid grows up a proper fuckup

    I want to be the father.
  12. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bradley I want to be the father.

    Give it up bromo. You fucked her over once, she’s never going to forget or forgive you.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    I’ll be serial killer tomorrow night, hangover max 4 hours sleep long drive
  14. Kafka sweaty
    Prob messing up my face. Not meant to have pressure on it for two weeks after dermal fillers but I can’t help sleeping on it
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    How good it feels to get revenge against the corporate machine.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    how many niggers kafka has fucked.
  17. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka Prob messing up my face. Not meant to have pressure on it for two weeks after dermal fillers but I can’t help sleeping on it



    Monastic solution to your problem
  18. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    How the happiness you make is better than the happiness you get. You can always bank on your own ability to make happiness better than getting it.
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Nicki’s new song is a bop💗
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    one day I'm going to try to kill myself and it won't work and I'll have to go live with the rest of the detrimental robots underground
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