What are you thinking about....

1. 2022-08-21 at 12:13 AM UTC

   #12261
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I stole a bunch of ROBERT MONDAVI from some dudes garage once.
2. 2022-08-21 at 12:14 AM UTC

   #12262
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   That and a bunch of coronas. We hid them in a bush nearby and came by the next day to gather them as it was way too much too carry at the time
3. 2022-08-21 at 3:59 PM UTC

   #12263
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Robert the Rat is no more.

   
   Who are you, John Rat?
4. 2022-08-21 at 5:41 PM UTC

   #12264
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   How amazing it's been ❤️
5. 2022-08-21 at 6:14 PM UTC

   #12265
   WellHung Black Hole
   how many niggers i've fucked. Their names and personalities do not matter, as niggers are merely commodities.
6. 2022-08-21 at 6:32 PM UTC

   #12266
   

   Balloon Man African Astronaut
   Love. What an idea.
7. 2022-08-21 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #12267
   Kafka sweaty
   The summer I would have had if that vaccine hadn’t crippled me. I didn’t go swimming once in that heatwave.
8. 2022-08-21 at 8:03 PM UTC

   #12268
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   wondering when I'm going to get high again, its been days and I havent been smoking my usual 3 joints a day,, just a hit here and there
9. 2022-08-21 at 8:19 PM UTC

   #12269
   Kafka sweaty
   I’m gonna regret taking a smart drug cuz my stomach lining is fucked but it’s the only thing that gives me an ounce of energy.
10. 2022-08-21 at 8:23 PM UTC

    #12270
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Kafka I’m gonna regret taking a smart drug cuz my stomach lining is fucked but it’s the only thing that gives me an ounce of energy.

    
    What smart drug do you like?
    
    Do you have access to omiprazole/prilosec to protect your stomach?
11. 2022-08-21 at 8:24 PM UTC

    #12271
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Rape Monster An ill-timed pregnancy is the last piece you need to complete your scuzzy eurotrash girl ensemble. You've already got the horrible personality, alcoholism, and irresponsibility to ensure your kid grows up a proper fuckup

    
    I want to be the father.
12. 2022-08-21 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #12272
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Bradley I want to be the father.

    
    Give it up bromo. You fucked her over once, she’s never going to forget or forgive you.
13. 2022-08-22 at 12 AM UTC

    #12273
    Kafka sweaty
    I’ll be serial killer tomorrow night, hangover max 4 hours sleep long drive
14. 2022-08-22 at 12:03 AM UTC

    #12274
    Kafka sweaty
    Prob messing up my face. Not meant to have pressure on it for two weeks after dermal fillers but I can’t help sleeping on it
15. 2022-08-22 at 12:09 AM UTC

    #12275
    WellHung Black Hole
    How good it feels to get revenge against the corporate machine.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Kafka
16. 2022-08-22 at 12:17 AM UTC

    #12276
    WellHung Black Hole
    how many niggers kafka has fucked.
17. 2022-08-22 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #12277
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Kafka Prob messing up my face. Not meant to have pressure on it for two weeks after dermal fillers but I can’t help sleeping on it

    
    
    
    Monastic solution to your problem
18. 2022-08-22 at 1:45 AM UTC

    #12278
    

    Balloon Man African Astronaut
    How the happiness you make is better than the happiness you get. You can always bank on your own ability to make happiness better than getting it.
19. 2022-08-22 at 2:02 AM UTC

    #12279
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Nicki’s new song is a bop💗
20. 2022-08-22 at 6:29 AM UTC

    #12280
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    one day I'm going to try to kill myself and it won't work and I'll have to go live with the rest of the detrimental robots underground