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2022-08-21 at 4 PM UTCJohn Gumball
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2022-08-21 at 4:04 PM UTCExamining my stool with a fine-toothed comb and standard-sized magnifying glass.
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2022-08-21 at 4:16 PM UTC
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2022-08-21 at 5:22 PM UTC
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2022-08-21 at 5:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung Can i examine ur excrement instead? ⚘😚
Not until you've mastered the discipline of self-fecal analysis.
Get yourself a comb and a magnifying glass like I've done, a nice quiet workspace where youre free from outside distraction, put on some light classical music of your choosing ideally something on vinyl, then simply place a healthy portion of your stool onto your desktop which I personally place down a mirror so I can more easily inspect the undersides, and go to town. When you come across a foreign object whether it be a worm, hair, seed, crab, or other unknown creature, dead or alive, you make a detailed note of it as well as the date and time of course, and continue on until you've meticulously inspected every square millimeter of the entire sample.
You will do this three times a day every day for 6 months and it is then and only then that I will accept your LOGS and your final thesis and conclusions on what you've discovered, where I'll take 14-21 business days to review and decide if you're ready and able to move onto more serious shit examination such as my own. -
2022-08-21 at 6:30 PM UTCDon't eat books and you won't get bookworms
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2022-08-21 at 6:48 PM UTCHaving my back waxed
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2022-08-21 at 6:59 PM UTCWhy, is your back a floor?
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2022-08-21 at 7:24 PM UTCJust got back from the grocery store getting what you make for dinner ..now getting ready to go to Champagne for lunch and to handle some bidnezz
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2022-08-21 at 7:38 PM UTCI am imagining coming across a bunch of people that are clubbing a bunch of baby seals to death and I fly in on a magic carpet and I have some rope with spike collar things on the end that I fling toward the people and catch them around their necks one by one just slightly tugging on them all enough to sever their heads enough that they very very slowly and painfully bleed out and while they do I float above them and poop on their faces then I use a potion to heal all the seals back to perfect health and I make a machine for them that produces endless fish for them to eat and I spray a bunch of special perfumes in the air that are super pleasing to the seals but disgusting to anyone else and and it kills them if they're in it for more than a few seconds but the seals are immune to it and it just makes them really fucking happy all the time and the scent never floats away with the wind it just stays there forever because it's magical
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2022-08-21 at 7:43 PM UTCcleaning my ass
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2022-08-21 at 7:43 PM UTC
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2022-08-21 at 7:45 PM UTCwatching a cloud
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2022-08-21 at 7:46 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-21 at 7:47 PM UTCP weak, gonna wash clothes, listen to Murakami, pack, rest. Maybe watch something later.
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2022-08-21 at 7:56 PM UTCthawing out 2 ribeyes I got at a local farm stand, had to make change from the can , its on the honor system so i'm glad they have camera's , they didnt have prices for the ribeyes tho so I gave 16 a lb for them.
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2022-08-21 at 8 PM UTCthis am at 8:15 Bob's cousin stopped by to cut pinecones out of the pine tree onto my roof, I think he was getting revenge for my killing of Bob,, little nigger came down the back of the tree and hopped out on a pile of wood and stared me down till I warned him of his impending death,, he jumped on the roof then off to a tall window leaning up against the wood room, I took a high shot trying to get him with just a few pellets from the 20 gage but must have been aiming to hi cuz he bounded away
