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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Incessant Great! Slept in and made a gorgeous lunch of spinach noodles, arugula, and seared scallops in a lemon garlic sauce and now I'm watching Love Island and folding clothes.

    The fact you feel the need to post that here tells me you aren’t great.
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka The fact you feel the need to post that here tells me you aren’t great.

    The title literally says how are you? And I'm so sorry I missed the moment when you inhabited my body so that you could tell me how I feel. Very sorry indeed, it's sounds kinda sexy.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Incessant The title literally says how are you? And I'm so sorry I missed the moment when you inhabited my body so that you could tell me how I feel. Very sorry indeed, it's sounds kinda sexy.

    I don’t want your vag
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I don’t want your vag

    You really need to start understanding trolling if you're going to stick around here and stop being so literal.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Incessant You really need to start understanding trolling if you're going to stick around here and stop being so literal.

    I already trolled you that’s why you’re obsessed :3
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I already trolled you that’s why you’re obsessed :3

    Ha. Haha. Ha ha. 🙄
  7. Its satisfying to see my semen clouds floating in the toilet bowl, never having had a chance to become a protein inconvenience anywhere... Not today, potential offspring... Not today.
  8. Kafka sweaty
    My duvet is sticking to me it’s so warm
  9. Kafka sweaty
    I’ll try just this. Look how cute it is

  10. Kafka sweaty
    Please let me sleep before the hangover
  11. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    fallapontos
  12. Originally posted by Kafka My duvet is sticking to me it’s so warm

    Probably sticking to your shit crusted ass you nasty hoe
  13. Brain damaged from all the Molly I took last night.
  14. Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Brain damaged from all the Molly I took last night.

    Who are you, John Mollytake?
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you, John Mollytake?

    That's Molly Takealot
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    😞😞😞😞
  17. Originally posted by mmQ That's Molly Takealot

    John Molly-Takealot?
  18. Kafka sweaty
    Like I’m in an oven, felt a heatwave when I came indoors like standing next to a radiator.
  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I feel like hot chunky diarrhea sliding down a fat woman's leg on a summer day
  20. DontTellEm Black Hole
    ^ LOL. I feel regular.
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