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Scenario: You're a literal retard

  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I agree.
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We got a retard baby and a retard mom in our family. My question is; how to handle this. This is a very difficult situation that I am going through. I am at a complete loss. The fact that the baby is a boy does not make it any easier. I really need help. The baby is 15 months old. The baby is extremely aggressive and violent. The baby was born with this condition. My question is: how can I live through this? I have tried to make a good environment for him but I have been failing miserably. The baby is always screaming and getting into everything.

    I really do not want to get help. Because I am sure I will fail. I feel so bad for the baby. He is a sensitive baby.

    He will be in the Special Education. I am not trying to be mean but he is very hard to handle. We all have a very hard time being around him. I am strongly considering burning him alive inside my oven and playing it off as an accident.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by mmQ So you're an actual clinically defined retard

    I don't think there is such a clinical definition as "retard"
  4. #24
    Force the sperm donor into taking an IQ test.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Force the sperm donor into taking an IQ test.

    Why not the ovulator too?
  6. #26
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    If I was conceived in Iceland I may never have been born.
    https://www.thebostonpilot.com/article.php?ID=180062
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why not the ovulator too?

    If the kid's half stupid, that's already a step above the population average. Don't be greedy.
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  8. #28
    Originally posted by AngryOnion If I was conceived in Iceland I may never have been born.
    https://www.thebostonpilot.com/article.php?ID=180062

    "“These are precious human beings hand-crafted in the image of God"

    Wow, isn't that Blasphemy?
  9. #29
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    What if God is a tard.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by AngryOnion What if God is a tard.

    It would explain a lot
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  11. #31
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ We got a retard baby and a retard mom in our family. My question is; how to handle this. This is a very difficult situation that I am going through. I am at a complete loss. The fact that the baby is a boy does not make it any easier. I really need help. The baby is 15 months old. The baby is extremely aggressive and violent. The baby was born with this condition. My question is: how can I live through this? I have tried to make a good environment for him but I have been failing miserably. The baby is always screaming and getting into everything.

    I really do not want to get help. Because I am sure I will fail. I feel so bad for the baby. He is a sensitive baby.

    He will be in the Special Education. I am not trying to be mean but he is very hard to handle. We all have a very hard time being around him. I am strongly considering burning him alive inside my oven and playing it off as an accident.

    Your mind scares me but also makes me laugh.
  12. #32
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