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  1. #21
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Next, botox while still in the womb.
  2. #22
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Wariat that polish chick i met at the mall in warsaw the 17 yr old got her botox recently at 17.

    It’s not legal here for under 18s but it is becoming more common for girls at 18 to get it.
  3. #23
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have you thought about getting a sugar daddy instead?

    No that’s gross. I am looking for a daddy though. I have a strong aversion to ddlg but think I should try it once.
  4. #24
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka This is what I do with my summer


    why?
  5. #25
    Kafka sweaty
    It does suck not being spoiled anymore but I’m not comfortable accepting money unless it’s from parents.
  6. #26
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra why?

    The library is my church
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Can you got botox injections in your willy to make it bigger?

    Asking for a friend.

    Sure can. You can have a pecker that's 14 inches long and 5 inches wide now.
  8. #28
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka The library is my church

    no I mean why are you reading about bash specifically
  9. #29
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra no I mean why are you reading about bash specifically

    It was recommended after reading this book on UNIX. It was about 25 years old so I don’t know if this is the right one.
  10. #30
    Kafka sweaty
    There’s a review appointment in two weeks to make sure everything’s right. After that I’m done with dermal fillers, they’re not giving me the volume I wanted just cheekbones. In a few months I’ll try mesotherapy.
  11. #31
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH U SERIOUSLY?
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Kafka There’s a review appointment in two weeks to make sure everything’s right. After that I’m done with dermal fillers, they’re not giving me the volume I wanted just cheekbones. In a few months I’ll try mesotherapy.

    Have you tried cheeseburgers as a natural filler?
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  13. #33
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Cheesecake works good for me
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #34
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    If anyone needs adipose tissue donations for anything at all I am happy to note that I currently possess a near infinite supply.
  15. #35
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka No that’s gross. I am looking for a daddy though. I have a strong aversion to ddlg but think I should try it once.

    You should meet NarcAssist from here then. What even happened to him?
  16. #36
    Kafka sweaty
    It's ok I got home and like the effect, it will take a month for the full effect because it takes in water from your skin. The point is I'm happy now. Probably won't get the mesotherapy but maybe a lip tint.
  17. #37
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Donald Trump If anyone needs adipose tissue donations for anything at all I am happy to note that I currently possess a near infinite supply.

    Paper Street soap company
  18. #38
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka No that’s gross. I am looking for a daddy though. I have a strong aversion to ddlg but think I should try it once.

    You have pedophile tendencies. That's fucking gross.
  19. #39
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka This is what I do with my summer

    bash fish?
  20. #40
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka No that’s gross. I am looking for a daddy though. I have a strong aversion to ddlg but think I should try it once.

    I have a strong aversion to 'women' with faces puffed up like Joseph Merrick, but think I should try it once.
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