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I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do you hate that you're attracted to child porn? I would.
  2. Originally posted by mmQ Do you hate that you're attracted to child porn? I would.

    its only porn if your sexually aroused by it.

    did you.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're right and I'm sorry. Let me reword that. Do you hate that you're sexually aroused by children?
  4. Originally posted by mmQ You're right and I'm sorry. Let me reword that. Do you hate that you're sexually aroused by children?

    do you not ?
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You first
  6. i know
  7. I only get sexually aroused by awesome Valve Village finds these days.
  8. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I only get sexually aroused by awesome Valve Village finds these days.

    open your own value village.
  9. Bradley Black Hole
    Do you ever consider stealing from the Value Village?
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers sex by technicality

    False.
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers this shit isn't funny

    I concur, racism is not a humorous subject.
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder how manY virgins named Virgil have turned 40 since the movie 40 Year Old Virgin came out, and then all their friends and family said HAHA you're a 40 year old Virgil.

    My name isn't Virgil. Is the main character in that movie really named Virgil? So he is Virgil the virgin? REALLY? That is hardly unique.
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny may i interest you with african lolis.


    Eww, those scars.
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley Do you ever consider stealing from the Value Village?

    You didn't answer my previous question! I ask again; what is your dick size (measurement)?

    Also, is that question directed at me? If yes: no, I don't steal.
  15. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Do you like fisting? Anal fisting?
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Michael Myers My name isn't Virgil. Is the main character in that movie really named Virgil? So he is Virgil the virgin? REALLY? That is hardly unique.

    I know your name isn't Virgil.

    No.

    No

    No.
  17. Originally posted by Bradley Do you ever consider stealing from the Value Village?

    Every time I find a great deal I feel like I'm stealing from them knowing how much I'll be flipping it for.
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ I know your name isn't Virgil.

    No.

    No

    No.

    Virjeet
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Do you like fisting? Anal fisting?

    Not at all.
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by mmQ I know your name isn't Virgil.

    No.

    No

    No.

    Do you know my real name?
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