2022-08-09 at 2:22 PM UTC
more than a year ago i bought some genuine italian pastas because theyre on sale and they came in nice tupperware.
the thing is i dont make and eat my pasta/spe-gay-tti the italian or british which are dry and with sticky paste, no but i make and eat them chinese style, wet, and in soup.
the problem is they always seem to pass my bowels in express mode, straight and undigested and i become hungry again in one or two hours amd if i dont start eating anything i get keto'ed.
pastas are truly inferior, and retarded form of noodles. they take too much time and too much energy to cook, and way too much energy to manufacture.
pastas are retarded.
2022-08-09 at 8:36 PM UTC
It's flour egg and water...not rocket science.
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2022-08-09 at 8:50 PM UTC
Who said you were allowed to make threads Vinny? Stop that.
2022-08-09 at 11:57 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Explain how Rice is better
2022-08-10 at 12:39 AM UTC
higher carb density
lower input energy to get it from thr field to the dinner table.
2022-08-10 at 1:09 PM UTC
If you don't like pasta just neck urself
2022-08-10 at 1:23 PM UTC
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All wheat products are horrid for you.
Wheat corn and soy are some of the most genetically mutated foods on the planet.
These cause your body to be at dis-ease.
Kinda like how democracy is demo-cracy ...demonstration of craziness.
2022-08-11 at 12:02 AM UTC
Do you have vegetables? Like the lil corn cobs & water chest nuts and other stereotypical asian veggies?
Whenever I watch about what your people eat, it seems a great deal healthier. Why are you unable to do similar? When I eat Chinese food, I don't expect it to be healthy. So when you eat American food, Why you bitch and complain? Why don't you take some recipies from ME bradleyB!
1 can of raygu, I like the white shit. Don't get the red sauce, i don't like it that much, cut up some chicken or rat (unsure how rich your family is), don't make it into a fuckin soup, not everything needs to be a fuckin egg foo doo doo soup,
boil the noo-noos, i like spagaytti noodles too, drain dat shit, add a lil bit of butter (or lard) now just scoop that white sauce (which is heavy whipping cream & parmasean cheese and prolly some other shit i think) and stir it around with the cut up chicken/rat
Use hotdogs for an authentic experience, use like half that jar for 2 boxes of noodles, idk if you have a fridge but if you do or like a mountain top, you can store that big bowl and just eat a big bowl of it for dinner everyday for 5-7 days (if you're a big white american) probably 2 months (if you're a tiny gook in a tunnel fighting the imperialists).
2022-08-11 at 1:16 PM UTC
Everybody in this thread needs to start making their own pasta/noodles
Flour, eggs, salt, oil
cut
done.
Dry pasta/noodles have absolutely zero flavor and this thread makes me very sad to read.