I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)

1. 2022-08-09 at 12:52 AM UTC

   #81
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley I will help you.

   
   Who's gonna be the top? Who's gonna be the top? Does it depend on our penile statistics to determine these aforementioned positions? If so, let's do a dick-measuring contest beforehand.
2. 2022-08-09 at 12:52 AM UTC

   #82
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Do you talk to girls?

   
   I don't!
3. 2022-08-09 at 12:52 PM UTC

   #83
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers But maybe he's been on a date, or he's had a girlfriend, or kissed.

   
   lol, nope. The only human contact he's had is when one of his mom's black male clients rapes him.
4. 2022-08-09 at 1 PM UTC

   #84
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Michael Myers But maybe he's been on a date, or he's had a girlfriend, or kissed. If he has done any of these things then he is not on my level! (Which would be good for him, of course.)

   
   he hasn't.
5. 2022-08-09 at 1:01 PM UTC

   #85
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Who's gonna be the top? Who's gonna be the top? Does it depend on our penile statistics to determine these aforementioned positions? If so, let's do a dick-measuring contest beforehand.

   
   dude i have a really big dick, i don't have the pics saved but I can get them for you if you want.
6. 2022-08-09 at 1:01 PM UTC

   #86
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   hikki? wouldn't be too surprised if his mother's gotten too high and jerked him off in the past
7. 2022-08-09 at 1:09 PM UTC

   #87
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I know a girl who did alot of coke and admitted to jerking off her French bulldog before. I used to have her on a social media account and she got a new dog and would post pictures of it and I remember thinking all the people who liked the pictures should know she definitely touches hid weiner
8. 2022-08-09 at 3:46 PM UTC

   #88
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson lol, nope. The only human contact he's had is when one of his mom's black male clients rapes him.

   
   Oh, wow. That is sad. :(
9. 2022-08-09 at 3:46 PM UTC

   #89
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley he hasn't.

   
   Yeah then that's sad. And I thought I was the only one like this.
10. 2022-08-09 at 3:47 PM UTC

    #90
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley dude i have a really big dick, i don't have the pics saved but I can get them for you if you want.

    
    Don't you know the measurements? Seems like you have a bigger dick than mine, since mine isn't big. It's slightly above average.
11. 2022-08-09 at 3:48 PM UTC

    #91
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra hikki? wouldn't be too surprised if his mother's gotten too high and jerked him off in the past

    
    Don't give more details, might develop an Oedipus complex.
12. 2022-08-09 at 3:50 PM UTC

    #92
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Sudo I know a girl who did alot of coke and admitted to jerking off her French bulldog before. I used to have her on a social media account and she got a new dog and would post pictures of it and I remember thinking all the people who liked the pictures should know she definitely touches hid weiner

    
    In the incelosphere we have a concept that's called the dogpill. Basically, the gist of it is this: women (especially white ones) let their dogs fuck them or do sexual acts with them. I thought it was just a sick joke until I saw videos online - not just of them getting fucked by dogs but also by horses. I realized after looking it up that bestiality is illegal to watch so I basically broke the law. I proposed a different concept instead - the reverse dogpill: men should get female dogs en masse and fuck them. Even the incels didn't like the idea. (I admit that I was trolling, but still).
13. 2022-08-09 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #93
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Yeah then that's sad. And I thought I was the only one like this.

    
    Don't worry about him, he's happy with his PS2 and 14tb NAS drive full of hentai.
14. 2022-08-09 at 11:15 PM UTC

    #94
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't worry about him, he's happy with his PS2 and 14tb NAS drive full of hentai.

    
    PS2? What a legend.
15. 2022-08-10 at 1:54 PM UTC

    #95
    fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers Houston

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Do I masturbate? Yes I do.

    
    sex by technicality
16. 2022-08-10 at 2 PM UTC

    #96
    fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers Houston

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Excuse you? I'm a sandnigger. Or actually a currynigger.

    
    this shit isn't funny
17. 2022-08-10 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #97
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder how manY virgins named Virgil have turned 40 since the movie 40 Year Old Virgin came out, and then all their friends and family said HAHA you're a 40 year old Virgil.
18. 2022-08-10 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #98
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    may i interest you with african lolis.
    
    
19. 2022-08-10 at 2:40 PM UTC

    #99
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You may not.
20. 2022-08-10 at 2:54 PM UTC

    #100
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    hatters gonna nogg