I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)

1. 2022-08-07 at 4:33 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers if you don't have that either (like me) then.. well, just find a nice thick rope and…………

   
   Wrap it around your cock and balls? Oh yeah CUTTING OFF THE CIRCULATION IS SEXY I LIKE A BLUE BALLS FAP MESELF PERSONALLY I PREFER PHONE CORDS
2. 2022-08-07 at 4:36 AM UTC

   #22
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Ghost Wrap it around your cock and balls? Oh yeah CUTTING OFF THE CIRCULATION IS SEXY I LIKE A BLUE BALLS FAP MESELF PERSONALLY I PREFER PHONE CORDS

   
   Speaking of cocks.. since you're a sex-haver, do tell me what size is good when it comes to the penis, in your view?
3. 2022-08-07 at 4:37 AM UTC

   #23
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kafka You dropped out? I saw your uni then.

   
   Yes, I did. I dropped out 10 times. I'm starting college again, but at a lower level. It's basically where the retards go to (I'm retarded).
4. 2022-08-07 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #24
   Kafka sweaty
   This reminds me, I gave this incel irl a book last night, didn’t think much of it I had wanted to give him a different one. It’s about a girl who shoots her jaw off and has to deal with life looking like a monster, it will probably make him feel better.
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   • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4, 
   • Bradley
5. 2022-08-07 at 4:43 AM UTC

   #25
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Speaking of cocks.. since you're a sex-haver, do tell me what size is good when it comes to the penis, in your view?

   
   Honestly at least five inches or it can be off-putting. Size doesn’t matter regarding orgasms though, I think it’s just psychological.
6. 2022-08-07 at 4:45 AM UTC

   #26
   Kafka sweaty
   I should just sleep feel like I’m being horrible
7. 2022-08-07 at 4:46 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Speaking of cocks.. since you're a sex-haver, do tell me what size is good when it comes to the penis, in your view?

   
   if a girl complains about penis size she should be promptly executed and her remains burned
   
   same with any guy that can't "cum with a rubber on"
   
   God damn DEGENERATE ANIMALS
   
   don't even get me started on the greek philosophy of beauty HOW BIG WAS THE STATUE OF DAVIDS DICK????? EXACTLY!! THAT WAS THE PEAK OF BEAUTY BEFORE YOUR PRECIOUS ELECTRICITY POWERED GROCERY PALACES YOU HORMONE RIDDLED MUTANT FREAKS!!!!
   
   GIANT TITS AND GIANT PENISES NEXT THEIR ARE GONNA MAKE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FOR REAL
8. 2022-08-07 at 5:32 AM UTC

   #28
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   me cant cum wid ruber
9. 2022-08-07 at 5:33 AM UTC

   #29
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers No, I'm brown. I do live in a white country, if that matters. (The Netherlands)

   
   hook up with sophy and get acquainted with ukrainian refugeees.
10. 2022-08-07 at 8:50 AM UTC

    #30
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Not a lady, but exactly! Women go for looks mainly, and if you don't have that, then you better have $$$, and if you don't have that either (like me) then.. well, just find a nice thick rope and…………

    
    not really because im a really good looking guys and...
11. 2022-08-07 at 9:01 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat not really because im a really good looking guys and…

    
    oh yeah then why can't you ever convince women to have sex with you?
    
    Check and matey.
12. 2022-08-07 at 9:02 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Checkmatey, if you will. (ladies)
    
    
13. 2022-08-07 at 12:19 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    How ugly can you really be, OP? Send me a naked picture to my inbox so I can be the judge
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    • Sudo, 
    • mmQ
14. 2022-08-07 at 12:26 PM UTC

    #34
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Michael Myers I dropped out 10 times

    
    lol wat
15. 2022-08-07 at 12:55 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Do you have sex with yourself?
16. 2022-08-07 at 1:55 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Do you think it's damaged your brain?
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by cigreting me cant cum wid ruber

    
    You are also an incel so questions can also be directed to you. Do you think you will EVER have sex again or are u just going to die like this?
17. 2022-08-07 at 3:47 PM UTC

    #37
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Sudo Do you think it's damaged your brain?
    
    
    
    
    
    You are also an incel so questions can also be directed to you. Do you think you will EVER have sex again or are u just going to die like this?

    
    me jst tuk beeg load frum ur grNps faget
18. 2022-08-07 at 3:52 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Do you have sex with yourself?

    
    I was, but my cloning machine broke down so now all I got is a bloody stump identical to my own arm to use a cock sleeve
19. 2022-08-07 at 3:57 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by cigreting me jst tuk beeg load frum ur grNps faget

    
    You reek of insecure immaturity. If you can't talk comfortably about your issues you're never going to get over them. It would benefit you greatly to open up and be honest about your issues like OP
20. 2022-08-07 at 4:13 PM UTC

    #40
    

    The Earl of Sandwich Houston
    Do a rape