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  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty
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  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    a giant underground laboratory , microwave dish array space laser power plant
    on a nickel deposite no aquifer



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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My fantasy home would be made out of a million little blocks of ice that you put in the freezer and you make them into slabs and you melt them together and you make these columns that I can decorate as I please.

    I'd also ike to get a big marshmallow and stick it on the wall with a big magnet. That would be really fun.
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    Rivotril Houston
    A medium-sized house in the mountains where it is only possible to reach by car and at least 15 miles away from any urban area.
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  5. #5
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Rivotril A medium-sized house in the mountains where it is only possible to reach by car and at least 15 miles away from any urban area.

    I think it’d be nice if there was a tea house in the mountains you can only get to by hot air balloon.
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  6. #6
    Kafka sweaty
    I think people living in mountains age faster, have rougher faces so I wouldn’t. I’d be reluctant to even go for a hike. Something I like is that time slows down the higher up you get.
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    Rivotril Houston
    Originally posted by Kafka I think people living in mountains age faster, have rougher faces so I wouldn’t. I’d be reluctant to even go for a hike. Something I like is that time slows down the higher up you get.
    I like mountains because I live in the beach and it sucks for me, I can't stand hot temperatures.
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rivotril I live in the beach

    Are you a sand crab?
  9. #9
    Rivotril Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ Are you a sand crab?
    Yes
  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    My ideal home wud have several niggers chained up in the basement, and a fully equipped torture room.
  11. #11
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by WellHung My ideal home wud have several niggers chained up in the basement, and a fully equipped torture room.

    You should watch this, it’s traumatising.

  12. #12
    Lots of acreage 100 maybe, out in the boonies for the dark sky nights a river running through it or pond/lake for fishing, 4 or 5 bedrooms for all my shit and hobbies etc. 10 acres or so cleared around the house and the rest semi-wooded and fenced. NOT IN A FLOOD ZONE.
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    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lots of acreage 100 maybe, out in the boonies for the dark sky nights a river running through it or pond/lake for fishing, 4 or 5 bedrooms for all my shit and hobbies etc. 10 acres or so cleared around the house and the rest semi-wooded and fenced. NOT IN A FLOOD ZONE.

    Do you not want rooms for family? I thought of Hortobagy in Hungary when reading this.

  14. #14
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lots of acreage 100 maybe, out in the boonies for the dark sky nights a river running through it or pond/lake for fishing, 4 or 5 bedrooms for all my shit and hobbies etc. 10 acres or so cleared around the house and the rest semi-wooded and fenced. NOT IN A FLOOD ZONE.

    That's pretty close to what I have now on a smaller scale. Gonna build a garage this summer
  15. #15
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung My ideal home wud have several niggers chained up in the basement, and a fully equipped torture room.

    do you cherish your cruelty?
  16. #16
    Kafka sweaty
    I can’t decide if I want some creepy 40s style cottage, something modern and minimalist or something quirky where I let my design ideas run wild.
  17. #17
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I need a big ass basement for growing my personal weed and a log cabin up top at the end of the road on top of a Mountain where it snows at least 129 inches a season with big trout in the streams as well as salmon spring and fall, has to be plentiful grouse in the pines and snowshoe Rabbits bouncing about the forest and a great country store 5 miles down the road
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  18. #18
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Locked in a cell I cant get out of with for 14 year old blonde big titted sluts.
  19. #19
    Kafka sweaty
    I’d like a McDonald’s in the woods, like in a cabin, a creepy McDonald’s.
  20. #20
    Kafka sweaty
    My great uncle was born in 1917 and I’d visit his cottage growing up, that’s the exact thing I want now.
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