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  1. #21
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    One that i own and dont have to pay taxes on
  2. #22
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This thread made me grateful
  3. #23
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse One that i own and dont have to pay taxes on

    my property taxes are $50.00 a month
  4. #24
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Kafka I’d like a McDonald’s in the woods, like in a cabin, a creepy McDonald’s.

    McDonalds served human meat.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #25
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Kafka wants to live in Raleigh, North Carolina. She feels at home in The Tar Heel State.
  6. #26
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Spanish villa on the coast line
  7. #27
    A pretty big building , multilevel warehouse or loft style. Two or three levels above ground , plus a flat roof used for terrace/greenhouse/bbq/fire pit, probably a pool and a hot tub to fart in and chug Budweiser and Modelo.

    I want it to have two basement levels each having at least 12ft ceilings, passenger-capable freight/car elevator serving all levels, including the roof. The floors/ceilings on every level should have very massive spans with few or no load bearing walls or columns, and should be capable of holding the weight of several full-size vehicles

    The living space isn't the most interesting part to me but I want one of those wolf or viking gas ranges with the red or purple nobs so I can cook ramen on it. Also the kitchen should have an island ( with an island sink) so I can do the orange-julius sex move like in the porno and screw slampigs pushing there head into the sink while I bump the garbage disposal switch as a power play. Big fridge and freezer for kitchen but probably need beverage fridge on each level. I want a theater with a big TV and an assload of speakers where it makes my cock rumble when there's an explosion.

    In the greenhouse I want to grow citrus , bananas, avocados and oh yeah somewhere there should be a pond with the koi fish that come up to you for a.rub

    Edit oh yeah on the roof I want a jacuzzi bath tub that keeps the water piping hot, with a TV on a cart in front so I can watch sopranos and sinefeild up there
  8. #28
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    decommissioned aircraft carrier
  9. #29
    real men live in longhouses.
  10. #30
    Something like this

  11. #31
    Originally posted by Kafka Do you not want rooms for family? I thought of Hortobagy in Hungary when reading this.


    All my family is in the UK...I only have exwives here.
  12. #32
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by POLECAT my property taxes are $50.00 a month

    Bro u must live on a fuxking mountain or something.

    Oh wait
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All my family is in the UK…I only have exwives here.

    how aboot friends.

    do you have friends.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how aboot friends.

    do you have friends.

    Yes, sorry... I'm not recruiting more
  15. #35
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, sorry… I'm not recruiting more

    Fuck u too then buddy
  16. #36
    Friends in later life just want someone to pick them up from the hospital after they've had a colonoscopy...no thanks, I'm busy
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Friends in later life just want someone to pick them up from the hospital after they've had a colonoscopy…no thanks, I'm busy

    whoa

    even your imaginary friends are subjected to cruel fates.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whoa

    even your imaginary friends are subjected to cruel fates.

    Poor vinny, really triggered this morning
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Poor vinny, really triggered this morning

    morning ?

    im about to go to bed. just waiting for the alcohol to do its magic.

    and that peski pelosi trip.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny morning ?

    im about to go to bed. just waiting for the alcohol to do its magic.

    and that peski pelosi trip.

    It's morning on the internet.
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