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  1. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster The only thing on Vinny that goes from 0 to 3 is the inches of his erections

    stop azn hate, NO MORE PENIS SHAMING
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Too true I mean I have this dumb 9 inch erect penis and most get girls I've been with are like wow that's actually too big, Wren.

    Then I say haha it was a fake one and i pull out my REAL penis which is 11 inches and they're like haha much better.

    I proceed to quickly force my tip into them of which is 5 inches (yes the tip of my dick is almost as long as your entire erect dick) and then they stay STOP!




    That's about it. Lots of measurements . Fun. Laughs.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fixating on penis sizes always seemed kind of gay to me

    *looks at bulge*

    'I'll bet you've only got a 3 incher THAT'D BARELY EVEN TICKLE ME'
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think about everything in terms of penis length I mean what's more important ?
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Michelle Obama probably has a bigger penis than any of us

    HOW MAKE U FEEL
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Makes me feel like like I'm living in 2014 doing Michelle Obama penis Jokes
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah but since then she's only grown longer and stronger

    girth of a nation?
  9. Originally posted by mmQ Too true I mean I have this dumb 9 inch erect penis and most get girls I've been with are like wow that's actually too big, Wren.

    Then I say haha it was a fake one and i pull out my REAL penis which is 11 inches and they're like haha much better.

    I proceed to quickly force my tip into them of which is 5 inches (yes the tip of my dick is almost as long as your entire erect dick) and then they stay STOP!




    That's about it. Lots of measurements . Fun. Laughs.

    Okay that is EPIC 🤣😂
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    o8oRgsmWf7uYdv8
  11. Originally posted by CandyRein Got a new dress yesterday and a new flower for my hair ..

    ♠️


    cotton ?
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’ve been on the covid unit all evening .. thanks a lot Vinny this is all your fault ..
  13. CandyRein Black Hole


    I hope everyone is having a Sunday Funday ❤️💥
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Last hour .. tomorrow off .. LETS ROCK !
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    *dances to house music while waving LED Glow stick around rhythmically*
  16. Originally posted by CandyRein I’ve been on the covid unit all evening .. thanks a lot Vinny this is all your fault ..

    covid puts food on your table
  17. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Slag.
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    No thanks ...hard pass on both y'all azz 😜
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. btw on the topic of covid,

    all the high iq people knew it came from a lab.

    in the US.
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
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