2022-07-31 at 6:13 AM UTC
Too true I mean I have this dumb 9 inch erect penis and most get girls I've been with are like wow that's actually too big, Wren.
Then I say haha it was a fake one and i pull out my REAL penis which is 11 inches and they're like haha much better.
I proceed to quickly force my tip into them of which is 5 inches (yes the tip of my dick is almost as long as your entire erect dick) and then they stay STOP!
That's about it. Lots of measurements . Fun. Laughs.
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2022-07-31 at 6:14 AM UTC
aldra
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fixating on penis sizes always seemed kind of gay to me
*looks at bulge*
'I'll bet you've only got a 3 incher THAT'D BARELY EVEN TICKLE ME'
2022-07-31 at 6:16 AM UTC
I think about everything in terms of penis length I mean what's more important ?
2022-07-31 at 6:18 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Michelle Obama probably has a bigger penis than any of us
HOW MAKE U FEEL
2022-07-31 at 6:20 AM UTC
Makes me feel like like I'm living in 2014 doing Michelle Obama penis Jokes
2022-07-31 at 6:21 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
yeah but since then she's only grown longer and stronger
girth of a nation?
2022-08-01 at 1:32 AM UTC
I’ve been on the covid unit all evening .. thanks a lot Vinny this is all your fault ..
2022-08-01 at 2:58 AM UTC
Last hour .. tomorrow off .. LETS ROCK !
2022-08-01 at 5:14 AM UTC
*dances to house music while waving LED Glow stick around rhythmically*
2022-08-01 at 3:58 PM UTC
No thanks ...hard pass on both y'all azz 😜
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2022-08-01 at 4:04 PM UTC
btw on the topic of covid,
all the high iq people knew it came from a lab.
in the US.
2022-08-01 at 4:15 PM UTC
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