I'm fat...again

1. 2022-07-25 at 9:51 PM UTC

   #1
   

   The Earl of Sandwich Houston
   I need to lose belly fat. I'm thinking of this carnivore diet but I'll still have some healthy cereals otherwise I'll be passing literal bricks out my arse hole, which I do not want. The last hemorrhoid I had felt like I was menstruating and this was down to lack of fiber.
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   • RIPtotse
2. 2022-07-25 at 10 PM UTC

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   troon African Astronaut
   you're a physical mess with no self-control. since this keeps happening, you should just accept being a fat cunt.
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3. 2022-07-25 at 10:05 PM UTC

   #3
   blaster master victim of incest
4. 2022-07-26 at 12:26 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Must be all those earl sandwiches 🥪
5. 2022-07-26 at 1:12 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Ghost Must be all those earl sandwiches 🥪

   
   Earl Sammies are healthy AF probably the healthiest Sammy in the world. I don't think that's it.
   
   But Earl, something tells me you were fat the whole time.
6. 2022-07-26 at 4:55 AM UTC

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   CandyRein Black Hole
   One man's fat is another man's fuqable...you're fat but you're probably still very fuqable op...
   
   Don't stress over it
7. 2022-07-26 at 10:08 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Why not just replace breakfast with 2 cups of oatmeal and lunch with a salad? eat a small dinner and eliminate soda, candy, and creams. Try walking for a half hour a day.
   
   This is working for me really well, already lost about 6lb
8. 2022-07-26 at 12:04 PM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   I eat 90% ruminant meat as my diet
9. 2022-07-26 at 12:06 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Why not just replace breakfast with 2 cups of oatmeal and lunch with a salad? eat a small dinner and eliminate soda, candy, and creams. Try walking for a half hour a day.
   
   This is working for me really well, already lost about 6lb

   
   ur still fat and out-of-shape, tho. Ur already overconfident wen u havent done much.
10. 2022-07-26 at 12:56 PM UTC

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    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung ur still fat and out-of-shape

    
    Another pot meet kettle moment for poor FatChew
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    • Ghost
11. 2022-07-26 at 5:04 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Wow its like OP is a stagnant loser that will never do anything except repeat their mistakes and stupid jokes forever until they die
    
    I would repeat a dumb joke but unlike OP I actually grow and develop as a person and become better not worse or the same
    
    It's all about perspective folks gotta change your outlook before you can do anything
    
    Now watch as I predict the future
12. 2022-07-26 at 7:48 PM UTC

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    The Earl of Sandwich Houston

    Originally posted by Ghost Wow its like OP is a stagnant loser that will never do anything except repeat their mistakes and stupid jokes forever until they die
    
    I would repeat a dumb joke but unlike OP I actually grow and develop as a person and become better not worse or the same
    
    It's all about perspective folks gotta change your outlook before you can do anything
    
    Now watch as I predict the future

    
    okay mate