i can't get out of bed

1. 2022-07-25 at 2:10 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   and it's not even from being fucked up on drugs or alcohol
   
   help
2. 2022-07-25 at 2:10 PM UTC

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   Incessant African Astronaut
   Do you have the Rona too?
3. 2022-07-25 at 2:14 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Incessant Do you have the Rona too?

   
   no i don't believe in my ability to catch that stuff, i tried more than once. i just cant get my brain compartment to produce any neurochemical today
4. 2022-07-25 at 2:14 PM UTC

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   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster no i don't believe in my ability to catch that stuff, i tried more than once. i just cant get my brain compartment to produce any neurochemical today

   
   Oh well then I advise you just stay in bed until you can't hold your pee anymore. This world isn't worth getting up for Anyway
5. 2022-07-25 at 2:16 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   I had a sick friend a while back with it and no one wanted to fuck with him and I was like fuck that and went and got him a goodie bag of sick person stuff and brought it all inside his place, walked around and hung out with him for like half an hour with no mask and still didn't get it. And just exposure everywhere else and shit.
6. 2022-07-25 at 2:17 PM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   I can't get out of bed until I know what I'm going to wear. Break everything down into smaller tasks.
7. 2022-07-25 at 2:17 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Incessant Oh well then I advise you just stay in bed until you can't hold your pee anymore.

   
   nice, you're into that too?
8. 2022-07-25 at 2:18 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rape Monster I had a sick friend a while back with it and no one wanted to fuck with him and I was like fuck that and went and got him a goodie bag of sick person stuff and brought it all inside his place, walked around and hung out with him for like half an hour with no mask and still didn't get it. And just exposure everywhere else and shit.

   
   did you suck him off ?
9. 2022-07-25 at 2:19 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny did you suck him off ?

   
   No, I have never seen his dick yet but I'm working on it
10. 2022-07-25 at 2:21 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Kafka I can't get out of bed until I know what I'm going to wear. Break everything down into smaller tasks.

    
    I know what I'm going to wear. The same shorts and underwear I have on now, with a black t shirt.
11. 2022-07-25 at 2:25 PM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Rape Monster I know what I'm going to wear. The same shorts and underwear I have on now, with a black t shirt.

    
    You can't wear the clothes you slept in during the day. People don't even do that when they're camping.
12. 2022-07-25 at 2:26 PM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
    Tbh you shouldn't be wearing underwear at all when you sleep, that's what my Nana said.
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13. 2022-07-25 at 2:30 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Kafka You can't wear the clothes you slept in during the day. People don't even do that when they're camping.

    
    I showered before bed then put the shorts and underwear on
    
    I'm not leaving my house today anyways
14. 2022-07-25 at 2:31 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Kafka Tbh you shouldn't be wearing underwear at all when you sleep, that's what my Nana said.

    
    I do that sometimes but I have a cat that gets in my bed sometimes and I have a phobia about his claw sliding up inside my urethra while I sleep
15. 2022-07-25 at 2:32 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    When I was little my uncle used a paperclip as a sounding rod on me so now I get nervous with my penis around thin sharp objects
16. 2022-07-25 at 2:36 PM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Rape Monster When I was little my uncle used a paperclip as a sounding rod on me so now I get nervous with my penis around thin sharp objects

    
    Wdym
17. 2022-07-25 at 2:58 PM UTC

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    troon African Astronaut
    his uncle unbent a paper clip and gently inserted it into his urethra. he must have been a very patient man.
18. 2022-07-25 at 3:01 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rape Monster No, I have never seen his dick yet but I'm working on it

    
    and you call yourself his friemd.
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19. 2022-07-25 at 3:02 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka Tbh you shouldn't be wearing underwear at all when you sleep, that's what my Nana said.

    
    it makes it easier for daddy to access and clean up after the.
    
    you know the thing,
20. 2022-07-25 at 3:51 PM UTC

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    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster I had a sick friend a while back with it and no one wanted to fuck with him and I was like fuck that and went and got him a goodie bag of sick person stuff and brought it all inside his place, walked around and hung out with him for like half an hour with no mask and still didn't get it. And just exposure everywhere else and shit.

    
    That's nice of you.