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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuck you fuck you take a shit on my dick
  2. Ghost Black Hole
    just you and me mack lets do the walk you can CUM on patrol with me COME ON! COME ON!

    play return of the mack!
    DO DO DODO DO DO

    Awe yeah awe yeah here comes scron and mmq ready to keep a community safe. Cat in a tree? Buff tasteful swimsuit calendars? WW2 stories about seeing the boats land on the beaches?



    EVERY TIME THEY COME TO MY HOUSE THEY ARE IN AND OUT OF THAT BATHROOM, TWITCH MORE AND MORE EACH TIME AND COAT THE ENTIRE BACK OF THE TOILET IN STRANGE RESIDUE ALSO THEY REFUSE ALL MY HOME COOKIES AND SOUPS AND MY PANTIES AND CHANGE FROM MY PURSE ARE MISSING!!!

    (jerry seinfeld rye episode) SHUT UP YOU OLD BAG!!! the better business board is a scam anyways go ahead and leave a bad review i'll just stop paying their membership fee *smugly raises nose at you*
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    couch always used to make us read niggas in dot space to pep us up also he gave us meth pills and steroids

  4. Ghost Black Hole
    my meme rawrs staring kafka the plural

    jays up guys. Kafka WAS the bit. The erratic posting is me admitting defeat, I can't fucking keep the shit up, it's all just a bit man im too high and hungry and tired to do the bit. It's all about the bits dawg i am a BITcoooinneeeeerrrrrr now and the next plural (if it doesn't exist already hmmm who could it beeeee ;))) will blow your fucking minds you will actually probably quit this forum forever just like KAFKA aka the plural syncrohonics syncronisity anyways hope you enjoyed the bit which was entirely based off wanting to rant about how the existence of northern ireland triggers me and kafka was what i imagine a person i would hate the most would be like living in such a place like the ultimate shadow monster based on the deepest darks of my mind





  5. Ghost Black Hole
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk why I’m so antisocial these girls tried talking to me and I could have asked them out but I just ran out of there


    Haha wtf is wrong with your braids? Can you say hair loss from eating disorders.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Haha wtf is wrong with your braids? Can you say hair loss from eating disorders.

    Omg!
  8. Originally posted by Incessant Haha wtf is wrong with your braids? Can you say hair loss from eating disorders.

    Show bobs
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  9. I'd like to invest in Kafka , who will try to outbid me
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Show bobs

    You're old enough to be my grandpa. In your dreams old timer.
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Occasionally, everyone needs to go black, just to keep their sanity intact.
  12. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I'd like to invest in Kafka , who will try to outbid me

    sorry maTE but kafka was a plural it was me you send all those dong pics to

    nice busch there skipper!
  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Ghost sorry maTE but kafka was a plural it was me you send all those dong pics to

    nice busch there skipper!

    oh me loif!!!
  14. This is like Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
  15. Jesus Christ is this dumb fucking bitch still Simp baiting this whole forum? At least Candy has some decorum.

    Kill yourselves.
  16. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Jesus Christ is this dumb fucking bitch still Simp baiting this whole forum? At least Candy has some decorum.

    Kill yourselves.

    wow thanks for your perspective that nobody gives a shit about
  17. Originally posted by Ghost wow thanks for your perspective that nobody gives a shit about

    Okay mate
  18. *Scron Alert*
  19. Jo mama
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