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I walk around my place talking to myself, saying things like 'Folks, i'm 100 percent interested in fucking niggers!'...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, It's like i have Tourette's... Every so often i randomly have to say the word nigger.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Lol just picturing that in my head is Pretty funny
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost Lol just picturing that in my head is Pretty funny

    Wanna bang meth together one day? Let's meet up in Toronto.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    You seem like the kind of person that would just be angry the entire time like NO NO NO YOUR NOT HITTING IT RIGHT YOUR WASTING IT
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Ghost You seem like the kind of person that would just be angry the entire time like NO NO NO YOUR NOT HITTING IT RIGHT YOUR WASTING IT

    I knew people who acted like that about weed all the time, especially dabs. "Noooooo you have to torch it for like two minutes straight and then hit it right away!"
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    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, It's like i have Tourette's… Every so often i randomly have to say the word nigger.

    Have you tried swapping your Tourette's trigger-word with cracker?
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    Ghost Black Hole
    this is the best thread well hung has ever made and ever will make

    throw enough shit at the wall you might end up with the mona lisa
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I knew people who acted like that about weed all the time, especially dabs. "Noooooo you have to torch it for like two minutes straight and then hit it right away!"

    BRO YOUR WASTING SO MUCH OF IT WTF I CANT WATCH THIS YOU FUCKING WASTE DOPE FUCKING DONT KNOW SHIT I SHOULD JUST TAKE YOUR ENTIRE BAG AND KNOCK YOU OUT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW THIS IS BULLSHIT YOU ARE WASTING THEM AND I'M NOT HIGH ENOUGH, FUCK THIS MAN *takes off shirt* NO IM NOT LEAVING IM FUCKING MAD!!!! CALL THE COPS PUSSY FAGGOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS
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    Ghost Black Hole
    oh no it looks like it's time for the STOP PUTTING THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD bit or maybe the lets get clean for jesus bit or anything RELIGIOUS seems to work well they will turn tail quick when they see the glory of God of a spun METHHEAD turning cheek and not in the context of about to take a syringe full of meth up their arse but forgiveness of fellowship of man
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Have you tried swapping your Tourette's trigger-word with cracker?

    cracker isn't a funny word though
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ghost Lol just picturing that in my head is Pretty funny

    Do you ever just wanna go outside to have a quick smoke and you're like "haha be right back" as your walking out, but ten your foot catches a plastic bunnana that's laying on your floor and it makes a loud banana bag sound and startles you and you skip and catch yourself and say woahhh hahaha woah what if I broke my neck there woah man I almost did. But you actually had?
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Theres a homeless guy sleeping in his own shit in my lobby so I'm not going outside today get fucking change pressed checking the mail
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    curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
    You sound like you have a 4 inch vertical
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Smoke meth thru ur asshole for maximum effektz


    Think how much funnier and how many more vidz and lulzz we'd have if hunter liked meff better than crack.

    Oh well beggers cant be choosers.

    All hail the messiah hunter b-b-b-biiiiidennnn
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah it's too bad he pulled a Lanny and vanished as admin from this place forever into the aether

    The curse of the king
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Er sry ment to say niggers cant be choosers in line with this threads mojo
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    Originally posted by aldra cracker isn't a funny word though

    Ok. How about honkey? Mzungu? Pale face?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Mzungu is the best of the ones you listed

    gwailo is kind of funny
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ok. How about honkey? Mzungu? Pale face?

    red haired monkies
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    I like pale face.
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