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My Memoirs

  1. 2022-07-20 at 2:03 PM UTC
    #1001
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    we DID IT, KWEEEEEEEENS! THE MWMOIRS WENT TO 1000

    Yasssss Pham,work it - toot it - scoot it this is HOWIE DO IT
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  2. 2022-07-20 at 2:03 PM UTC
    #1002
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I thought I'd be dead by 30…that didn't work out.

    because you lived like coward
  3. 2022-07-20 at 2:14 PM UTC
    #1003
    Ghost Black Hole
    Green tea enemas keep me thin and sexy!!
  4. 2022-07-20 at 2:14 PM UTC
    #1004
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    *raises glass* "and here's to the next thousand"

    +And may all of the posters in the thread live longly and prosper+

    *Goes to take a drink but stops to say more*

    "And especially to a very special girl , Kafka , who is neither here nor there but very dear to all of are hearts"

    *Puffs a marijuana cigarette, and hits resume-playing button on porn*

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  5. 2022-07-20 at 2:18 PM UTC
    #1005
    Ghost Black Hole
    My favorite quote of the Kafka plural novel was NEVER ENOUGH COCK and then calling every guy ugly

    It truly painted the picture of a life fated and destined for suffering and inadequacy which is feelings I have not had elated through media

    Now I understand art and why people pay more for a painting that makes them cry
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  6. 2022-07-20 at 2:18 PM UTC
    #1006
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost Now I understand art and why people pay more for a painting that makes them cry

    no that's mostly just money laundering
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  7. 2022-07-20 at 2:20 PM UTC
    #1007
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost My favorite quote of the Kafka plural novel was NEVER ENOUGH COCK and then calling every guy ugly

    It truly painted the picture of a life fated and destined for suffering and inadequacy which is feelings I have not had elated through media

    Now I understand art and why people pay more for a painting that makes them cry

    Haunting.

  8. 2022-07-20 at 2:24 PM UTC
    #1008
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    My memoirs will be one sheet of paper that just says "OH FUCK" in large font
  9. 2022-07-20 at 2:55 PM UTC
    #1009
    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Nigger
  10. 2022-07-20 at 3:02 PM UTC
    #1010
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    dalit
  11. 2022-07-20 at 4:31 PM UTC
    #1011
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra no that's mostly just money laundering

    Hunter Biden and the Big Guy would approve.
  12. 2022-07-20 at 4:54 PM UTC
    #1012
    Ghost Black Hole
    he's a big guy he's a big guy FOR YOU
  13. 2022-07-20 at 5:31 PM UTC
    #1013
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost he's a big guy he's a big guy FOR YOU

    Coulda been worse. He could have been labelled the Little Guy.
  14. 2022-07-21 at 1:53 AM UTC
    #1014
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Kafka's memoirs:

    Feeling anxious better spend the night with someone I hate
    Feeling like the whole world is fake better go to another country where no one knows my name and pretend to meet up with Some guys online only to not do it so I can feel powerful.
    Don't know how to deal with greif so I haunt my dead dad's town just to feel somewhat connected to someone who never loved me enough to leave me with real memories and connection.
    Plan to kill myself within the year but then get really mad at anyone who mentions it that I've said it to when they try to tell me to idk stay alive

    Fin
  15. 2022-07-21 at 2:07 AM UTC
    #1015
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Ouch

    I enjoy Kafkas presence and find her hilarious but that seems so on the mark it's gotta sting
  16. 2022-07-21 at 2:18 AM UTC
    #1016
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Incessant Kafka's memoirs:

    Feeling anxious better spend the night with someone I hate
    Feeling like the whole world is fake better go to another country where no one knows my name and pretend to meet up with Some guys online only to not do it so I can feel powerful.
    Don't know how to deal with greif so I haunt my dead dad's town just to feel somewhat connected to someone who never loved me enough to leave me with real memories and connection.
    Plan to kill myself within the year but then get really mad at anyone who mentions it that I've said it to when they try to tell me to idk stay alive

    Fin

    I don't remember this chapter. I liked her uneventful trip descriptions and the part where she got sick on vacation like it was the hand of God slapping her in the face for trying to be "normal" whatever that means. It wasn't quite the vibes I got from travel stories like this but on the right track



    Now THATS a vacation! OMG TGHEY GOT FUNKO POPS I GOTTA BRING MY WIFES BOYFRIEND HERE AND EXCHANGE FUNKO POPS WITH HIM
  17. 2022-07-21 at 5:06 AM UTC
    #1017
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Turketw turtles turtles tuekss tuekss
  18. 2022-07-21 at 5:11 AM UTC
    #1018
    Ghost Black Hole
    THANKS FOR MAMMERIES EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE AUTISTIC

  19. 2022-07-21 at 5:15 AM UTC
    #1019
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost I don't remember this chapter. I liked her uneventful trip descriptions and the part where she got sick on vacation like it was the hand of God slapping her in the face for trying to be "normal" whatever that means. It wasn't quite the vibes I got from travel stories like this but on the right track

    That wasn't the last chapter folx SURPRISE CHAPTER the trip was so disastrous for her mental health that not only did it ruin her tenuous relationship with mik, ted, frank and bobbert but also made people on the computer be nice and mean to her varying degrees of phony inauthentication. Hey man sometimes a gal pal just wants a late night discord friend that DOESNT reply at 4am after you pour your heart and soul out to them "im horny and bored :x,.../"

    The story ends alone in the darkness
  20. 2022-07-21 at 5:28 AM UTC
    #1020
    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Taking a shit
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