2016-08-16 at 11:13 PM UTC
Esplender
Tuskegee Airman
[my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
What kind of bitch-ass fire was that?
2016-08-16 at 11:43 PM UTC
Esplender
Tuskegee Airman
[my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
Ah yes. Classic friction burn.
2016-08-16 at 11:46 PM UTC
the flames were gulfing bnro golfing flame
2016-08-17 at 12:42 AM UTC
all my finders r burn bro
2016-08-17 at 4:35 AM UTC
I wish someone here would step up and actually die in a fire. What a fucking edgy way to go out, and that's what it's all about obviously. I've always envisioned myself swallowing gasoline and eating a lit book of matches, somewhere very public of course where my reaction would horrify and confuse bystanders. Does anyone know the science behind how that would actually go down? What I be able to breath out flames like a dragon, if only for 2 or 3 magical puffs? Would my mouth and face just be perpetually in flames as well as my insides, due to the fumes and whatnot? Could I make it happen in such a way where only my stomach and esophagus initially burned and I could still carry on as usual for a brief period of time? Would I almost immediately die of smoke inhalation? Would the shit even actually start on fire (like is there some secret defense mechanism inside the body that would disable the properties needed to actually initiate the chemical reaction of gasoline combusting into flames? Could I get smoke to come out of my ears and get a really red face like an angry Yosemite Sam?
2016-08-17 at 5:32 AM UTC
I've come closer than anyone. I spent my teen years playing with aerosal cans and fire, I was a total pyromaniac.
I liked the axe body spray + lighter and I always kept them in my backpack if anyone tried to fuck with me. I would make Molotov cocktails with a solvent soaked tampon attached with a rubbed band on the neck and throw them at dumpsters.
A favorite prank of mine was stealing a large amount of nail gun powder primers and setting fire to them all in a public place so it sounds like gunshots.
When I was on my first psycho meth binge I walked around the house naked with a 4L jug of isoporpyl alcohol and a lighter in case someone kicked my door down I would create a wall of fire like diablo 2.
When the crack shack eventually did burn down I was only gone for a few hours because the police and landlords were pissed that I was squating. The only reason I didn't catch an arson charge is because I had a mattress on the floor on the other side of the wall with the beer bottles and if I was sleeping when the house exploded I would have died so they believed me when I said I wasn't there.
But I actually hacked the power meter and got free internet, cable and power for months with nothing but a 15gauge copper wire, there was a massive spark when I stuck it in the hacked power meter but I didn't die and all the lights came on.
I probably will die from fire, either in an epic meth/LSD lab explosion or when I become an astronaut and 1000lbs of hydrazine explodes with me riding it.
I'm also the inventor of the greatest legal drug combo known to man. Huffing starter fluid while smoking a ciggarete also known as "Dragon Breath"
2016-08-17 at 9:32 PM UTC
i also own a crack shack u can come livin it if u wont we are curently doing some renovations atm if urs burned down from a fag end or u were cookin up draw
