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Ways to darken up my skin

  1. 2022-05-29 at 5:47 PM UTC
    #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Tanning is hazardous to health and i dont want to be orange i want to be brown and beautiful
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. 2022-05-29 at 5:48 PM UTC
    #2
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    be proud of your white skin faggot
  3. 2022-05-29 at 10:11 PM UTC
    #3
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    blackface the rest of your body.
  4. 2022-05-30 at 4:56 PM UTC
    #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    shoe polish
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. 2022-05-30 at 5:18 PM UTC
    #5
    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Originally posted by aldra shoe polish

    Came to say this
  6. 2022-05-30 at 9:28 PM UTC
    #6
    troon African Astronaut
    get yourself a black father and white mother.
  7. 2022-05-31 at 12:14 PM UTC
    #7
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor Tanning is hazardous to health and i dont want to be orange i want to be brown and beautiful

    No all spray on tans are orange...the problem with them is though when they start to come off after 4 weeks or so it looks like you have a horrible skin disease.
  8. 2022-07-16 at 8:28 PM UTC
    #8
    Shodan Yung Blood
    https://www.peptidesciences.com/melanotan-2-10mg

    https://youtu.be/9IBbRglT5t4
  9. 2022-07-16 at 8:30 PM UTC
    #9
    Kafka sweaty
    You can get tanning injections but they’re dangerous and I think they can change your eye colour. I had a nightmare I was injecting them then some ghost tried to kill me, my ghost would have been black. Something to think about. You should try to look the way you’re okay with your ghost looking. I don’t wear Birkenstocks outdoors in case a car hits me.
  10. 2022-07-16 at 8:32 PM UTC
    #10
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Just go outside and go for a walk.
  11. 2022-07-17 at 9:50 PM UTC
    #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by A College Professor Tanning is hazardous to health and i dont want to be orange i want to be brown and beautiful

    Place yourself in the oven at 350 for 90 minutes. You'll brown up nice and golden.
  12. 2022-07-17 at 10:48 PM UTC
    #12
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Have you tried smearing poop on yourself yet
  13. 2022-07-17 at 10:50 PM UTC
    #13
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka You can get tanning injections but they’re dangerous and I think they can change your eye colour. I had a nightmare I was injecting them then some ghost tried to kill me, my ghost would have been black. Something to think about. You should try to look the way you’re okay with your ghost looking. I don’t wear Birkenstocks outdoors in case a car hits me.

    My ghost is gonna look like a total retard
  14. 2022-07-17 at 11:30 PM UTC
    #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kafka You can get tanning injections

    Oh he gets injected...
  15. 2022-07-17 at 11:43 PM UTC
    #15
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor Tanning is hazardous to health and i dont want to be orange i want to be brown and beautiful

    Oh trust me... you’re not alone .. a lot of people wanna be Brown and beautiful..

    If you don’t get to be brown at least you’re still beautiful
  16. 2022-07-18 at 3:01 PM UTC
    #16
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein Oh trust me… you’re not alone .. a lot of people wanna be Brown and beautiful..

    If you don’t get to be brown at least you’re still beautiful

    [citations needed]
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