2022-05-29 at 5:47 PM UTC
Tanning is hazardous to health and i dont want to be orange i want to be brown and beautiful
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2022-05-29 at 5:48 PM UTC
be proud of your white skin faggot
2022-05-29 at 10:11 PM UTC
blackface the rest of your body.
2022-05-30 at 4:56 PM UTC
aldra
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2022-05-30 at 9:28 PM UTC
get yourself a black father and white mother.
2022-07-16 at 8:30 PM UTC
You can get tanning injections but they’re dangerous and I think they can change your eye colour. I had a nightmare I was injecting them then some ghost tried to kill me, my ghost would have been black. Something to think about. You should try to look the way you’re okay with your ghost looking. I don’t wear Birkenstocks outdoors in case a car hits me.
2022-07-16 at 8:32 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Just go outside and go for a walk.
2022-07-17 at 10:48 PM UTC
Have you tried smearing poop on yourself yet