the opening credits would be a wide angle shot of Biden in a hotel room at the start of a crack binge where he doesn't leave but it's sped up like 3x and he just ringer after ringer as girls go in and out, he checks the blinds thousands of times, walks around in circles, blows crack hits at the camera and slowly over the days starts carpet surfing more and more and as the footage goes on you can see him check the blinds and carpets and take more frequent hits , start slamming beers and taking swigs of whiskey
and near the end you can see him on the phone for a little bit and then looks like he answers the door and suddenly has a lot more cocaine and keeps going and calls some more girls over
and this song is playing the entire time and should last 1.5 timelapsed crack binges until it cuts to the title card which is Hunter in front of a run down motel with sunglasses on but you can still see the bags under his eyes and his arms are crossed and it does a fancy CGI logo
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Originally posted by Ghost
If someone is trying to traffic you simply turn the tables and tackle their legs, knock them out, tie them up and keep them like a slave 🐱
This dude i was in jail with shot and murdered some indian dude when im sure he was twacked out on god knows what and now hes facing 2nd degree murder..he thought some chick was grtting trafficked or somr shit the news said. I tried to help dude but he was just like so autistic and did wayyyyt too much cocaine and molly and was just generally insane
He did this after we got out and is back now prolly for 15 yrs or whatev 2nd degrre gets
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Originally posted by Kafka
My dad showed me how to throw punches. One was to kind of use the palm of your hand while it’s in a fist, under their chin and upwards. I’ve never tried it.
As a small woman the best thing you can do is use a weapon, the liklihood of you being able to break someone off in a fight is very small especially if they are used to getting hit a lot (which most criminals have experience in)
A knife, a fork, a rope, lanyard, pantyhose, even your bra can all be used, but typically what you want to find is something sharp, even a sharpened stick when jabbed into the face can cause immeasurable damage to the human body, and if you're being held against your will (which would be obvious when you go to the police) the guy having the stick or fork or screwdriver sticking out of his eye will be something they praise you for.
Fuck around and they might write a book about you that becomes a Netflix series.
and never forget, if you're fighting someone you're fighting for your life, you should not have any restraint in harming them, if it is a choice of allowing them to live and stabbing them additional times KEEP STABBING, CUTTING, CHOKING once you start winning, the WORST thing you can do is allow them a moment to recover because they will not grant you any reprieve if they can again take the power position.
I don't write memoirs, I write femoirs because I'm a feminist except I don't call myself a feminist, I just interject femininity into every topic and take offense if you act like that's not completely normal
I love fatshaming people because it's 100% a fault of their own lifestyle choices, from food, to exercise, to weak mindedness, ANYONE can become skinnier by using CRYSTAL METH and not eating anything except slimfast & spinach salads. IF YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO DO A HOT RAIL OF TWEAK AND NOT EAT FOR 8-10 HOURS WITH A RACING METABOLISM while you walk, I'm sorry, you get to be fatshamed and deserve to feel like a large, ugly, lazy, loser who will likely die even sooner than if they just
DID SOME TWEAK AND WENT TO THE YMCA REGULARLY
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