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  1. I can't even fly 1 plane
  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I want to fly 2 planes at the same time

    easy

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  3. WellHung Black Hole
    i want to flogg 2 niggers at the same time.
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    scron is banging more meth.
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    I was trying to find the chapstick at the store but the cashier was staring into my soul directly at me following me with his eyes. Maybe I am shaking too much and it's really obvious, people kept giving me strange looks.

    Every time I would get close to someone they would slow down and turn around and examine me and I keep thinking they are gonna be like HEY MAN YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET SOME???

    I fucking hate drug people and I feel bad for not wanting to hook them up when i'm obviously very high but for all I know they could be a government agent that walks around asking random people for meth in hopes of PUMP PUMP PUMP kicking in their door with the boys and fucking you with teh long dick of the law

    it's not illegal until you sell it. They are sending out agents to give PC turning a friendly tweeker into an arrest stat.

    The only people I trust "on the street" are criminals actively breaking the law. Like a homeless dude breaking into cars probably isn't an undercover cop or a woman shooting meth in a dark alley also probably not an undercover

    if they are I am jealous of their job and think I would fit right in on the TWEAKER BUST STREET TEAM
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to go get a burger cheese with a Butt ..had an appointment today so I have the day off 😝❤️
  7. Ghost Black Hole
    The asian grocery store is hiring

    I asked the lady if they hire whites and she acted like she didn't hear me. Fucking racist chinks will only take resumes in Chinese.

    gonna start shoplifting from there now
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  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
  9. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I want to fly 2 planes at the same time





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  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Have you ever fallen off a roof or tall ladder?

    No,I stay so Hihg I float instead of falling
  12. Ghost Black Hole
    That feel when you work at Amazon and confuse your piss bottle for a water bottle and then get written up for time off task when you were puking in the garbage can.
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp!!

    Looks like my work here...is done ❤️😴😇
  14. Ghost Black Hole
    having trouble forcing myself to eat

    i try to shovel things into my mouth but it's painful and hurts to chew. Every time I swallow it feels like it goes into a black hole and then I get a sharp pain in my empty gut that radiates through my entire body

    need saline glucose IV fluids and ethanol rocket fuel

  15. Ghost Black Hole
    BECAUSE I AM A ROBOT



  16. Originally posted by Ghost having trouble forcing myself to eat

    i try to shovel things into my mouth but it's painful and hurts to chew. Every time I swallow it feels like it goes into a black hole and then I get a sharp pain in my empty gut that radiates through my entire body

    need saline glucose IV fluids and ethanol rocket fuel

    A little nitroglycerine on the tongue might just do the trick.
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    old man pills are the future of cure all tonics that ACTUALLY WORK!

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I have invented a new brand name drug

    It's called old man pills. It consists entirely of nitroglycerin and cocaine



    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood SO APPARENTLY THIS IS A THING????? HOW DID MY BRAIN KNOW THIS I DON'T KNOW THIS SHIT THAT WAS WHAT SPLOO DID I THINK HE BEAMED ME OLD MAN PILLS FROM THE WEB 3 ROCKVERSE ON THE METH CHAIN

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  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein Welp!!

    Looks like my work here…is done ❤️😴😇

    Can u cover my shift tomorrow?
  20. Ghost Black Hole
    I can see why someone would stim binge in a sensory deprivation tank for days. Just the color of the indoor lighting micro flickers against flat white paint walls and hearing the wind shake the window is making cicada rhythm all fucked up

    Up is west east is down

    "Half of a Quarter Ounce Hunter" Biden is the true modern medicine man pushing the limits and boundaries on our understanding of stimulants and their interactions with us. Hunter Biden never gets "dope fingers" or crack lighter thumb. He knows ALL the secret tweaker crack head tricks

    I bet we could summon him to post here if we tried hard enough. We must give "carpet crumb hunter" Biden our energy!!!

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