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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Limited edition push start already tinted windows with air conditioned seats..I didn't even know seats could get cool..

    I'm so happy
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I didn't either. That's actually pretty... Cool.
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Thank you mmq❤️

    Thanks friends..feels good to have awesome people to share this experience with..y'all be easy..I'm hitting the road!❤️🥰❤️
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Thank you mmq❤️

    Thanks friends..feels good to have awesome people to share this experience with..y'all be easy..I'm hitting the road!❤️🥰❤️

    Don't forget to take some 'road dogs' (alcoholic beverages) with you!
  5. Originally posted by mmQ What kind of car do YOU think it is?

    I went to take a shower and eat lunch and missed all the excitement




    Originally posted by mmQ Will you have Butt take a video of you kissing the hood and winking at the camera? lol

    Also this would be super cute
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  6. Originally posted by CandyRein

    Awww shit mama got a sunroof!
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  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    i just shaved and now I'm all smooth
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster i just shaved and now I'm all smooth

    How smooth? Compare your smoothness to something other than a bowling ball or a babby's bottom.
  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ How smooth? Compare your smoothness to something other than a bowling ball or a babby's bottom.

    Not very smooth tbh in comparison to stuff like that but good enough for me
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Not very smooth tbh in comparison to stuff like that but good enough for me

    WHAT SMOOTHNESS IS IT IN COMPARISON TO SOMETHING, EXACTLY?
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ It's weird how alcoholic gets such a bad REP or bad WRAP or whatever the saying is. I guess I don't know. Is it bad rap? Bad wrap? Bad rep like representation? I don't know.

    But it's weird. People say it's so bad butt obviously it's pretty good actually. I've never not had fun getting drunk. I have way less fun sober.

    I've been in 8 treatments in my life, 3 inpatient, 2 of those long-term, a shit load of AA meetings and everything in between I can tell you that ultimately, drinking is much more fun than not drinking but of course there are levels to it all and hangivers aren't fun blah blah basically, it is what it is as kirt Vonnegut said and Roger waters oh we're just two lost swimming godlfish every day anyway so do what you want

    Actually being sober is nice too.

    I woke up still buzzed up and a drunk man telling you he's proud of your sobriety is probably as worthless as it gets but yeah good job being sober. You wouldn't be doing it without a reason so I'm glad you're able to accomplish such a feat. My last period of 2 years sobriety was right before zoklet and right when I was doing well it became the beginning of the end. I will be dead within the next 20 months please mark my words

    Speaking of MARK. I bet he didn't think he was gonna die when he did. Thanks PWP, for killing mark and then also killing yourself. What a nice thing


    I sometimes miss Mark but PWP would help me just rag on Apric0t and that was a great feeling. I don't really miss any of our dead userbase since I know they're forever in the Temple of the Screaming Electron's restroom, getting high and saying "One minute bro!" with the door locked for eternity. I used to miss friends who died, but after like 30 or so real life people I knew as 'friends' and a couple of people I was really close to died, I just kinda IDK grew a callous to that shit.

    I think about my mom dying and it makes me sad, so I have some heart. But like if everyone I left in Wisconsin was dead it wouldn't deeply bother me. When I find out my friends use heroin, I kinda just mentally start telling myself that they're a walking dead person and then the inevitable happens and I say really fucked up shit like "at least they died doing what they loved," etc.

    When people commit suicide intentionally (not overdosing or being high on tweak and stabbing themselves cuz the angry black man told them too), I feel like they're a bitch and a traitor who chose to make everyone who love them feel the pain that they couldn't handle.

    That's wrong of them, so I openly tell others if someone intentionally killing themselves I try never to think about them again and shit on their memory to anyone who cares about them saying "if they really loved you, they wouldn't have done this to you."

    I think they should get no headstone, no memorial, no discussion of them, and be erased from our hearts. I do this with mixed success, but it makes people recognize that I'm a piece of shit.

    When someone dies on accident or of disease, I take it really hard, or when they're murdered or overdose on accident, but IDK the murder part doens't bother me after it's made right by their people.
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    When Kr0z died and my organ pain got bad from drinking last spring, I was really really nervous I was going to be the next soul given to the Temple. I prepared my will, armed myself, and knowingly prepared for my death, got right with my God, and proceeded to have a lot of gay sex.

    My mom broke her shoulder and I moved into her house for a couple months, I was prepared to die.

    Now a year and a half later, my life has greatly improved and I am both happy that I was spared but discontent that I was not taken to live forever with our eternal leader Jeff Hunter & Crew.
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala Awww shit mama got a sunroof!

    Diamond in the back ...sunroof top ...digging the scene on the gangsta lean... Woohoo ❤️
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    I hope everyone is having a Super Saturday!!
  15. Originally posted by CandyRein I just got a new car guys !!!





    Originally posted by CandyRein ah be did done stealin' nother mo'fuggin car an shieete
  16. Ghost Black Hole
    i got a point of meth from the teener line on bloor

    you get a 100mg and a phone number from a big black dude and if you want more you call the number

    but when i called the number they said they were out and to come back to the line on monday. what the FUCK
  17. Ghost Black Hole
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    ya it's aight, we had fried chicken, i pulled off all the skin and found it distasteful, gave my tray to this fatass black guy i kinda am OK with, got a second tray and gave it away to this really fat fatass white guy I know who was more than pleased to have 3 trays in his garbage disposal.

    Folks I smoked a cigarette and watched him destroy 3 trays worth of fried chicken, fried potatos, & buns. He, monitoring his diet, did not gorge himself on the 3 portions of mixed vegetables.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ghost I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS I FUCKING HATE DRUG DEALERS

    most drug addicted losers do, but as long as you keep handing over money, you're free to have whatever whiny bitch ass opinion you only espouse on internet forums
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Im so glad I'm not retarded like Vinny...such a bike riding loser...
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