2022-07-09 at 4:09 PM UTC
I want my tombstone to read:
Lived as he died. In a ditzy ho’s bag
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2022-07-09 at 4:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
What size and shape would you like your tombstone to be and we're fresh out your mom and my mom's pussy size.
Well if I’m going to have any kind of grave marker I’d like it to be a mausoleum of some kind so antsy runaways can camp out in it or homeless people can have a place to jerk off.
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2022-07-09 at 4:32 PM UTC
Or I can have a place to hide all the money I’m going to launder
2022-07-09 at 4:33 PM UTC
Also I love pastels. I wonder what the word pastel is defined as.
pas·tel
/paˈstel/
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noun
1.
a crayon made of powdered pigments bound with gum or resin.
"future issues will demonstrate work with pastels and marker pens"
2.
a soft and delicate shade of a color.
"the subtlest of pastels and creams"
I like definition and sentence 2. Your eager mouth gathers my subtle pastel cream. Dad! What the fuck?
2022-07-09 at 5:10 PM UTC
Cotdamn Candy is gonna wake and be like
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2022-07-09 at 5:20 PM UTC
a crayon made of powdered pigments bound with gum or resin.
2022-07-09 at 6:27 PM UTC
I just got a new car guys !!!
2022-07-09 at 6:30 PM UTC
Is it a 1984 Toyota Tercel SR5 hatchback, perchance?
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2022-07-09 at 6:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
I just got a new car guys !!!
Oh snap!
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2022-07-09 at 6:44 PM UTC
My forrealz guess is a 2016 Nissan Altima.
2022-07-09 at 6:55 PM UTC
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2022-07-09 at 6:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
Oooooo lala (no pun intended)
Looks like a Chrysler??
Noice 👍🏼
Edit: Ford ☺️ after viewing vid more carefully 🤭
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2022-07-09 at 7:01 PM UTC
Will you have Butt take a video of you kissing the hood and winking at the camera? lol