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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I want my tombstone to read:

    Lived as he died. In a ditzy ho’s bag
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny I want my tombstone to read:

    Lived as he died. In a ditzy ho’s bag

    What size and shape would you like your tombstone to be and we're fresh out your mom and my mom's pussy size.
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by mmQ What size and shape would you like your tombstone to be and we're fresh out your mom and my mom's pussy size.

    Well if I’m going to have any kind of grave marker I’d like it to be a mausoleum of some kind so antsy runaways can camp out in it or homeless people can have a place to jerk off.
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  4. frala Avant garde shartist
    Or I can have a place to hide all the money I’m going to launder
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also I love pastels. I wonder what the word pastel is defined as.

    pas·tel
    /paˈstel/
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    noun
    1.
    a crayon made of powdered pigments bound with gum or resin.
    "future issues will demonstrate work with pastels and marker pens"
    2.
    a soft and delicate shade of a color.
    "the subtlest of pastels and creams"

    I like definition and sentence 2. Your eager mouth gathers my subtle pastel cream. Dad! What the fuck?
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny Well if I’m going to have any kind of grave marker I’d like it to be a mausoleum of some kind so antsy runaways can camp out in it or homeless people can have a place to jerk off.

    WHOLESOMENESS INTENSIFIES
  7. frala Avant garde shartist
    Cotdamn Candy is gonna wake and be like

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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    a crayon made of powdered pigments bound with gum or resin.
  9. curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
    beta vibes
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    gamma rays
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    I just got a new car guys !!!
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is it a 1984 Toyota Tercel SR5 hatchback, perchance?
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  13. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by CandyRein I just got a new car guys !!!

    Oh snap!
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Oh snap!

    What kind of car do YOU think it is?
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My forrealz guess is a 2016 Nissan Altima.
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
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  17. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Oooooo lala (no pun intended)

    Looks like a Chrysler??


    Noice 👍🏼


    Edit: Ford ☺️ after viewing vid more carefully 🤭
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fjord Tjuarus.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Will you have Butt take a video of you kissing the hood and winking at the camera? lol
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