ASMR doesn't do shit for me

1. 2017-05-01 at 12:05 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Its starting to piss me off. Ive never even heard of this before but apparently its all the rage and i missed out.
   
   I guess you are just supposed to lay there while these people whisper in your ear and it triggers some kind of electrical impulse in the brain? I have no idea.
   
   Two people have sent it to me now and I try and lay there and listen to it but the whispering actually makes me angry, its annoying. Did I bust my dopamine receptors with too much drugs is that why I feel nothing at all?
   
   
2. 2017-05-01 at 12:09 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It was even more popular like 3-4 years ago. Whispering ASMR was always gay as fuck, but I did like to listen to the ones that focused on certain sounds every once in a while. Like tapping fingernails or some shit like that.
3. 2017-05-01 at 12:58 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Same here asmr is for tossers.
   
   the videos are mainly done by women who get views because they are women.
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4. 2017-05-01 at 1:09 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Same here asmr is for tossers.
   
   the videos are mainly done by women who get views because they are women.

   
   Thats what it seems like to me.
5. 2017-05-01 at 1:23 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It works for me, its like minor braingasms triggered by whispering and certain sounds. It's neat, I get the same sort of tingling in my head if someone tries to scam me.
6. 2017-05-01 at 1:35 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by just one more mongol It works for me, its like minor braingasms triggered by whispering and certain sounds. It's neat, I get the same sort of tingling in my head if someone tries to scam me.

   
   you're a weakwhite and you're easily subjected to their suggestions.
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7. 2017-05-01 at 1:37 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   
   
   this fat bitch doesn't even use the regular protocol for asmr.. she just puts it in the title.. she doesn't even whisper she just chows down like a pig
8. 2017-05-01 at 1:44 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're a weakwhite and you're easily subjected to their suggestions.

   
   some people get brain tingles from ASMR, some people get brain tingles from being retarded. to each his own.
9. 2017-05-01 at 1:47 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're a weakwhite and you're easily subjected to their suggestions.

   
   LOL
10. 2017-05-01 at 1:47 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I think asmr only works if your a virgin o.o
11. 2017-05-01 at 1:50 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    im not tho
12. 2017-05-01 at 2:06 PM UTC

    #12
    Horatio Abernathy Houston
    The best ASMR videos are Japanese Candy without talking and only the hand. RRcherrypie is the best channel but there are more good ones.
    
    
13. 2017-05-01 at 2:11 PM UTC

    #13
    Horatio Abernathy Houston
    You can also try this shit. Ear eating. If you don't get a tingle in your dick you are officially asexual.
    
    
14. 2017-05-01 at 2:13 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^risers alt
15. 2017-05-01 at 2:15 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by just one more mongol im not tho

    
    the placebo affect is strong with this weak alt
16. 2017-05-01 at 2:16 PM UTC

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    cerakote African Astronaut
    i never understood the appeal
17. 2017-05-01 at 2:17 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by cerakote i never understood the appeal

    
    its a brainscam fad for lazy people. If you actually want to have a "braingasm" do something like lucid dreaming or astral projection, something that takes practice and is actually real.
    
    if you look at the comments on asmr videos they are so cringy, its basically just dudes commenting on how pretty she is, they would be totally satisfied if the whore wore a boot and stomped in mud loudly
    
    
    
    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-05-01T14:20:43.513817+00:00
18. 2017-05-01 at 2:19 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby the placebo affect is strong with this weak alt

    
    >placebo affect
    
    lul
    
    i've experienced it repeatedly, how do you test for a placebo effect with this? some people get it and some people don't, but it clearly has an effect on me and many other people, which is why it's so popular
19. 2017-05-01 at 2:20 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby do something like lucid dreaming or astral projection, something that takes practice and is actually real

    
    the placebo affort is strong with this spic cuck
20. 2017-05-01 at 2:21 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by just one more mongol the placebo affort is strong with this spic cuck

    
    you're an alt coward, I may be hispanic but thats a lot better than being a weakwhite, even my cat thinks your dumb
    
    you're just mad because you watch lame cuckgasm youtube videos
    
    like folding towels? seriously?