Got a Fat Lip Tonight For Being a Drunk Bitch

1. 2022-07-06 at 2:52 PM UTC

   #21
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra this is what a buzzword sandwich looks like
   
   
   if you haven't mouthed off enough to get someone to take a swing at you you're a gay drunk

   
   have you
2. 2022-07-06 at 3:39 PM UTC

   #22
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra if you haven't mouthed off enough to get someone to take a swing at you you're a gay drunk

   
   To be fair it’s always nice when you have a boyfriend who’s willing to beat your ass daily for simply existing ✊🏽
3. 2022-07-06 at 3:43 PM UTC

   #23
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by DrugSmuggler To be fair it’s always nice when you have a boyfriend who’s willing to beat your ass daily for simply existing ✊🏽

   
   are you looking for some AFFECTION
4. 2022-07-06 at 3:45 PM UTC

   #24
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra are you looking for some AFFLICTION

   
   FIFY
5. 2022-07-06 at 3:52 PM UTC

   #25
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   potato pobobot
6. 2022-07-06 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   ..fat lip huh...but do you have a fat pussy?
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7. 2022-07-06 at 6:39 PM UTC

   #27
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo Incessant is underrated

   
   Thanks. But uh clearly I'm a nutter and I don't think I can drink at all anymore.
   
   After making this post I accidentally fat fingered the join button on a content creator I mod for's instagram live and I had just gotten out of the shower so there might have been a nip slip before I turned the phone away and kept repeating "noo I need clothes I need clothes"
   
   So yeah. All in all eventful and I blame the brown stuff because tequila never does this to me.