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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Why don't you and the female nurses do a scadly dance on video for us sometime like a Benny hill theme

    If I had seen this 20 min earlier..it would have been done...lol......dang
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  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders I don't think anyone has named their daughter that since the 1930s

    It's like Gertrude

    No disrespect to those names but they're dated

    What about Dolores or Margaret
  3. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Wow you said something that makes sense. You win

    Cool. Can I have your phone? What kind you have
  4. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster What about Dolores or Margaret

    I know the first is still used
  5. Kafka sweaty
    The past few weeks I've been off, not wanting to go outside or do anything social. I don't feel sad, just like I'm not present. I'm not looking forward to going on vacation next week. It's nice weather here, usually only this nice a few weeks of the year and I still don't want to go out.
  6. Kafka sweaty
    My nana was called Margaret
  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i think im learning to harness the 4th dimension because i can turn off the light switch, literally, and move like im in a stop motion and get in bed before hte lights go off and theres literally not even a hair out of place on my head
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  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m sheepy ...it’s been a long day ..worked hard .. played hard..and meow it’s time to pick a card.. pick a card .. any card ...

    Now put it back in the deck

    *shuffles cards*

    *pulls card*

    Is this your card..?

    *shocked reaction from crowd*
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    i drank 3 shots of espresso, two cups of instant coffee, a cup of regular coffee, and two cups of dunkin donuts hazelnut coffee

    Folks i'm fucking shaking and my dickhead friends just made another pot and I'm gonna have a cup.
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Amazing ❤️
  11. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley i drank 3 shots of espresso, two cups of instant coffee, a cup of regular coffee, and two cups of dunkin donuts hazelnut coffee

    Folks i'm fucking shaking and my dickhead friends just made another pot and I'm gonna have a cup.

    u should get a few bottles of no doz caffeine pills and start selling them in there for $1 a pop
  12. My life is an emotional rollercoaster.

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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp! Off to the market ❤️

  14. Based frogger of strength and courage
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I usually don't drink and I had a drink that I liked so I've been drinking for 4 days and have pretty much had alcohol in my system constantly during that time. The way I use substances is "new natural state" as opposed to "compartmentalized party" so now I'm gonna have to drink all the liquor until it is gone and then hopefully not feel any ill effects. I learned of a new way to potentiate box so there's that

    So basically I feel ok but will feel worse soon
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Awesome ❤️
  17. Originally posted by Kafka I’m still angry over the abortion shit but it’s given me the will to live

    how about trying to not be a whore ? or insist on condoms like a professional whores.
  18. Originally posted by Donald Trump
    Based frogger of strength and courage

    as expected. black snake on yellow frog.

    another one to the statistics.
  19. Originally posted by CandyRein Awesome ❤️

    servitude
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    On my first lil break outside messaging with Butt.. this breeze feels Devine ...

    :)
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