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  1. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Kafka, Botox at 30s? What the hell?
  2. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Rape Monster not everyone gives a fuck about fighting the natural process of aging so hard. better shit to worry about than spazzing out over a wrinkle.

    I wouldn’t expect you to understand the importance of appearance when you probably don’t brush your teeth.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Kafka, Botox at 30s? What the hell?

    I’m not in my 30s gross
  4. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m not in my 30s gross

    How old r u
  5. Kafka sweaty
    I think it will be interesting to see how people look in 20 years though now that people are starting to get it younger for the first time.
  6. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I think it will be interesting to see how people look in 20 years though now that people are starting to get it younger for the first time.

    How old r u..late 20s. 40s?
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m not in my 30s gross

    Lol. Don't flatter yourself. Life goes fast.
  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I wouldn’t expect you to understand the importance of appearance when you probably don’t brush your teeth.

    i actually clean my teeth very well because i have a gap and shit is always getting stuck in there.

    people like u who stress the hardest about how you look on the outside are typically the ugliest and most rotten within
  9. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    We should all form a autonomous nation and buy cheap land in the USA desert

    Build fort walls, dig a deep well with hidden reservoir and prepare for WWIII

    Fuck ths front line of the coast of Cali. First place they would invade because these pansies will gladly hand it over to them.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol. Don't flatter yourself. Life goes fast.

    You don't think old people are gross?
  11. Kafka sweaty
    In those three years I'd say I ditched Mik twice? Since January though I've done it three times and he isn't used to it, I think it's the only thing he isn't okay with. It feels like Breakfast at Tiffany's when she throws the cat out of the car then goes looking for it. Anyway it's been four days now and I'm trying not to go back to him, I said some harsh things so hopefully it's really over.
  12. Kafka sweaty
    Idk if he was ever my friend and never will know, if he just struggled with emotions. We did those psycho tests and he got 38/45 or something.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    I’m legit considering cutting my arm open and removing the contraceptive bar myself. I have been waiting for a year to get it replaced
  14. Kafka sweaty
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    everyone in rehab thinks im a weirdo because i take baths, like i have 1 cuban roommate and we share the bathroom with 2 SUPER clean hispanics. why wouldn't I take a bath in the tub while I jack off at 4am?
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m legit considering cutting my arm open and removing the contraceptive bar myself. I have been waiting for a year to get it replaced

    My ex girlfriend did this successfully. Most important to remember is to do it deep enough on the end that's farther away from any vein (I know this is hard to believe but I am attempting to legitimately help you for once) it's not LOCKED or stitched into you so the shit will slide out, you want the slit to be slightly wider than the bar, if you don't your skin will tear which is significantly worse for you and your healing than if you have a slit wide enough to get it out, when you do it, apply rubbing alcohol to the area before, use fire (blowtorch if possible or natural gas on the burner) until the blade is red hot, let it cool, once you have it out, push the area down and rubbing alcohol it again, once it air dries (use a clean cotton gauze pad if you bleed alot) apply a layer of superglue.

    Let it dry without the gauze on it with air.

    Try not to consume large amounts of caffeine or any alcohol while you do it and remember if it's bleeding a lot, raise it above your head to decrease the blood pressure to the area.

    Get that shit out of you.

    I wish we were friends :(.
  17. Kafka sweaty
    https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/861183978/mounted-tongue-plaque
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    kafka i'm sorry i was mean to you one time, you seem like a cool poster and I again wish we were better acquainted. Have you ever been to the tropics?
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    I've always liked people who self harm or self mutilate, i'm not sure why but it's a fascination (probably because I can't do it) I've always had. Also my first girlfriend was a cutter bad and would carve words in her arms and I always marveled how such a little girl (14 years old, tiny sized) could endure such pain.

    I've been cut in fights and it's fucking painful.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    i have a really high pain threshold too (physical) but I am kinda sensitive if I love or value the other person (emotionally) and I do everything i can to avoid being hurt physically while being pretty vulnerable in relationships quickly.
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