I'm losing tons of weight in one week, Matt

1. 2022-07-03 at 2:04 AM UTC

   #21
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by DrugSmuggler And some liposuction

   
   I'll bite it all off. I'll literally eat DontTellEm. She wud be scrumptious.
2. 2022-07-03 at 2:06 AM UTC

   #22
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   I would beat the shit out of u.
3. 2022-07-03 at 2:08 AM UTC

   #23
   Kafka sweaty
   Tbh I've wondered if obese people get bigger coffins made for them or do they just get cremated? Coffins all seem to be the same size
4. 2022-07-03 at 2:10 AM UTC

   #24
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by DontTellEm I would beat the shit out of u.

   
   Beat the fuck out of me with a baseball bat. I want my ass kicked so badly.
5. 2022-07-03 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #25
   Kafka sweaty
   Imagine being buried alive with an obese corpse
6. 2022-07-03 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #26
   Kafka sweaty
   I read somewhere, in the past in Transylvania, adulterers would be buried together, one lying on top facing eachother with a sheet of rose thorns between then and a stake through one of their hearts that pierced them both, so one would be dying slowly with a corpse on top of them.
7. 2022-07-03 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #27
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka I read somewhere, in the past in Transylvania, adulterers would be buried together, one lying on top facing eachother with a sheet of rose thorns between then and a stake through one of their hearts that pierced them both, so one would be dying slowly with a corpse on top of them.

   
   I read somewhere that you fuck niggers.
8. 2022-07-03 at 2:21 AM UTC

   #28
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka Tbh I've wondered if obese people get bigger coffins made for them or do they just get cremated? Coffins all seem to be the same size

   
   an obese person can be cremated. However, it can prove more complex and costly to cremate someone who is larger than average in size. Cremating an overweight body does require a larger cremation chamber
   
   I read about an obese woman had so much body fat she set the building on fire during her cremation 😲
9. 2022-07-03 at 2:22 AM UTC

   #29
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka Imagine being buried alive with an obese corpse

   
   No worries, Matt will be dead long before any of us 😌
10. 2022-07-03 at 2:26 AM UTC

    #30
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Shut ur mouth Queen. Like a question thought should really be answered on here. Lol u jerk off , GO LAY DOWN
11. 2022-07-03 at 2:30 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Or was it that fake picture? Lol

    
    You're self aware
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • DontTellEm
12. 2022-07-03 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #32
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders You're self aware

    
    Right.
13. 2022-07-03 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Right.

    
    Last place Dink was living was at a halfway house in a synagogue in Kansas City or some shit