2022-06-29 at 2:27 AM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2022-06-29 at 3:14 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Boom boom boom boom
Ive got a boomer in my room
He smells like skid the dishes
The new app where local food is delivered cradled in the drivers skidmarked underwear
He never gets a tip but he might get one soon
2022-06-29 at 10:54 AM UTC
Had to talk to my bank and was on hold for 5-15 minutes, at 15 minutes this nice black lady answered and said "It'll be another couple of minutes hun but we haven't forgot ya. OK?" i said OK cuz i kinda like when middle age women call me hun.
She thanked me for waiting and I said I'd wait forever for her and she laughed. Proceeded to assist me and at one point asked me if I was comfortable on hold while she processes my request and i said no, and she laughed and said "Okay, but I do talk to myself while I fill out forms."
Sure as shit, for 10 minutes I couldn't tell if she was restarting the conversation or not, at one point she said "Fuck Em, that's the wrong form. OK I got it, nevermind, right form."
the fact she's a human and working to help me, both contribute to me not having a condescending bitch ass attitude that seems to be embedded in your fleshy mass.
